"Hoe Cakes" as written by and Jacob Dutton /....
Keep your hoes in check
I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I'd come scoop her around 8, she said "Super!"
That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
No matter what I need her to do, she be like "Super!"
Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
On the microphone he flossed the ring "Super!"
Average emcees is like a TV blooper
MF DOOM he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off she said niggas ain't about shit
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The way it be in her mouth she can't live without it
And can't live with this, handle your business
Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
Its fun smacking rookies, he is the "Super!"
Look like a black wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
Rumor has it it's a S-Curl accident
DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent
A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her
No matter the city she with me to do the thang thang
Work in the coochie, hooptie chitty chitty bang bang
Same name on the titty as on the name ring
Pretty like Baby D off "All in the Same Gang"
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the "Super!"
See most cats treat her like Foofur
Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the "Super!"
You need to make her feel cuter
And lay down the G like Luther, everything'll be "Super!"
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
So she look sweet when she go to meet the "Super!"
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
Listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo
Whether a bourgie broad, nerd ho, street chick
Don't call her wifey if you met her at the Freaknik
You don't want her don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
And be a father to your child like the "Super!"
He keep his hoes in check
Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real
Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal
Find out where he keep the Tec and the blue steel
Make sure for extra wreck let him know how you feel
And while he's running down to all star weekend to ball
I'm coming with the U-HAUL!

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"Hoe Cakes" as written by Horton Fotin


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    General CommentThis song is so badass, it's what turned me onto Doom.
    RageAgnstCapitalismon September 08, 2005   Link
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    General CommentMan! These whack bubble gum rap lovin cats aint up on THE DOOM (yet)!!!!! You gotta be kiddin. I never even thought to look for him on this sight until now because I thought it was to mainstream and white, but that was my mistake so whatever.

    But the song is basically pretty much self explanitory. It was kind of weird though because around the time when I had first picked up the MMM FOOD album, and consequently heard this song, this chick I had started hoeing for some pimp she ran off with. I guess I should have "made her feel cuter nad lay down the G like Lutha". ANd everything would have been "Supa" . Its bugged out how the time this song came to me all of this was going on. Must of been a sign from the Most High Allah (ZWT)! (lol)
    SteelyDanforeveron January 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentKickin that shit. talking about the bottom bitch. MF the pimp. droping science, putting mother fuckers onto game. (Get the Jake one remix.)
    nsdjon June 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentMF Doom is unbeatable and this song is so sick
    disasterpiece1989on May 19, 2008   Link
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    General Commentthis is soooo dope, dont know if u caught this but its a metaphor for money. . .

    mf doom he's like D.B. Cooper
    out with the moola, i let her get a outfit
    just to cool her off, she said niggaz ain't about shit
    i wonder if she meant it, i doubt it
    the way it be in her mouth she can't live without it

    the "outfit" is a wallet
    stp1993on March 09, 2009   Link
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    General Commentor lead her to a scoopa take it from the
    should be
    or beat her to a stupa take it from the

    Also outfit doesn't mean wallet in this context in my opinion. The way I interpret this is DOOM is like D B Cooper in that he is "out with the moola," but that this has dual meaning, saying he's spending money, specifically on this broad who's loving the dick all up in her mouth region.

    Dope song.
    BlasphemousBeingon March 11, 2009   Link
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    General Commentelectroencephalograph...doom vs lil' wayne = raype
    seerooson October 18, 2009   Link

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