"Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 5 of 5)" as written by and Robert S. Kelly....
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water?
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet?

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He goes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Damn he's opening the closet?


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"Trapped in the Closet (Chapter 1)" as written by Robert S. Kelly

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    General CommentSpeaking of Parodies, if you haven't heard it, Weird Al does a parody of this song on his Straight Outa Lynwood album, called Trapped in the Drive-Thru. It takes everything that is absurd about this song and makes it even funnier. I laugh out loud every time I hear it. But it's even funnier after listening to this song which, yes, is pretty much crap.
    kickstart71on June 07, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthis is actually my favorite chapter of the five because everything kind of makes sense...

    am i the only one who likes this/these song(s) of his?
    living.a.lieon November 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentYa you are the only one

    These songs are the shittiest pieces of "music" I have ever heard

    There is no melody nothing, its horrible

    It'd be good if he was doing it to be funny, but he's serious and that makes it EVEN funnier!

    If u like this crap and u dont understand how it sounds awful..watch the episode of South Park where they rip on it and it makes it quite clear how much this shit sucks...

    DAMMIT Where is Dave Chappelle when you need him?!?!

    A parody of this would KILL the "Im gonna piss on you." thing for sure...come back to us Dave, come back!
    AstnPwrvchon December 13, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis collection of rhymes, I can't call it a song in good faith, .. to me means "turn the stereo off" it's GARBAGE
    mikeyratton December 22, 2005   Link
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    General CommentR. Kelly must die.
    Seriously, a friend of mine made me listen to the entire thing and I felt like I was bleeding from the ears. It's long, pointless, retarded, long, repetitive and just too fucking long.
    Jesus.
    Does he actually think he's clever for having written this? It's a song, written like a story! It could be a play! Hihihi!
    This load of manure isn't even worth making into a video. This story doesn't belong in music (not that it remotely sounds like music) but on Jerry Springer.
    R. Kelly on Springer.... heh.
    Ghizzleon May 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis is written by a very talented man, R. Kelly. This song is so funny and i love the part about the midget haha! Its weird how they just have chapters 1-5 on here. Theres acutally 12. Even though this could probably not happen in real life i think the lyrics are both hilarious and well written. I own the dvd. It has all the videos and i crack up every time i watch it. I dont care if R. Kelly peed on anyone or not. What he does in private and behind closed doors is his own damn business. R. Kelly is not the only person in history that has peed on somebody im sure. But anyways i think this song is awesome and funny at the same time. And anyone who doesnt like this song, thats okay. If you think its crap thats your opinion. But i think its pretty damn good! Great job Kels!
    abercrombiegirl88on May 31, 2007   Link

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