"Horny Blonde 40" as written by Matt Ford, Glenn Easton Dormand and Justin Michael Holdforth....
Horny blonde forty shaved sexy
Wants to do it all day
Wiv a gun-totin’ trigger happy tranny
Named kikki renae
She digs pop masturbation music
Windsurf piss in your ear
Seekin’ genuine Gemini circumcised
Kind and sincere

Retired teacher 58 seeks regular meetings
For masculine muscular nappy-clad
Brutal breeding
My wife rough wrestles with a puppy
All a-quiver in a
Wine-soaked strobe-lit
Asiatic hall of mirrors… for you

Turn around… I been checkin’ on your school
I am a pod-god born in mono
I’m a scorpion of cool
I love you
Do you know how to love me
I am pod-god born in mono
I’m a dirty magazine

Hunky funky skunk-fucker
Pay me suck his finger on screen
Got the video set-up
And falafel soaked in kerosene
There’s a corgi playing hooky
With a wolff-cross-kelpie
While your front bum low hums
Shufflin’ like a mother to me… from you

Lyrics submitted by cabhan

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    General CommentNow I know why nobody has DARED comment ;) I'm a few years late for this song, and even if I weren't I doubt I'd claim it. Someone else can be the first to interpret the lyrics, but I'm guessin' it's about sex ;)
    spinachsaladon December 01, 2011   Link

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