I'm going to Florida
I'm going to bowl me a perfect game
I'm going to Florida
I'm going to cut off both my legs
And if Sidney Poiter is a blind man
And he made love to Chairman Mao
Then the world would be a whole lot of nothing
Like an abortion when there ain't no child
Do it!

I'm going to Florida
I'm going to hold back the hands of time
I'm going to Florida
Where the lobbyists can change their minds
And if Colin Powell's still a scarecrow
And John Ashcroft is a stinky man
Then Rumsfeld couldn't give up lying
Because the reporters come and torture to slam
Put a slam


Lyrics submitted by British Ben

Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter and George W. Bush Severed Head Mix) song meanings
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  • +1
    General CommentMost of The lyrics are straight from the Butthole Surfers song "Moving To Florida"
    JeffKaos71on August 05, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Comment....
    THIS IS MOVING TO FLORIDA by BUTTHOLE SURFERS!
    they play it to the tune of seven nation army...
    ARGH, don't you know anything about music?

    Here's a little lesson in music history:
    around the time the flaming lips formed in the 80's,
    there was this crazzzzy little band called the Butthole Surfers in Texas.
    Their singer, Gibby Haynes, once wrote a song called Moving to Florida. These are the lyrics to it.

    Another note: The Butthole Surfers are Wayne Coyne's favorite band.

    Also, the lips are always political.

    and they did not screw up seven nation army.
    It was ok, and they added sirens, and bullhorns, and better lyrics,
    this is the stripes on steroids.

    Moonman54on July 22, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWow. Political Lips. That's new. I'm not too sure if I like it.
    martinmanon July 26, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyeah political lips is gay. where's the "snakes eating rats" and "begs and achin'" all the time?!
    Whiffeton December 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFirst off SNA was never "ground breaking". Second, Jack and Meg love this version, and have played it live with the lips.
    A fiber-optic jesus was birthed from this relationship. If nothing more comes of it thats fine.
    Stuckinuteroon April 28, 2006   Link
  • -3
    General Comment...man....how can they dare to screw up such a good stripes song...
    Zerovermarson March 05, 2006   Link

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