Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame.
I am Jesus' brother
Craig, is my name.

Jesus is the prince of peace.
Jesus is the lamb.
Jesus is the son of god.
But Craig don't give a damn.

Because when Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night
I don't turn water into wine, but into cold Coors light.
I'm not my brother, I know.
Don't walk on H2O
But i got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

I'm fucking Craig
I'm fucking Craig
I'm fucking Craig
Craig Christ...

I hang out with lepers
Barabus and Solamae
Jesus' friends are called "opossums"
Those dudes are totally gay

Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fucking lady home.

Because while jesus is praying
Fucking Craig is laying
Every lady in the testament, you know what im saying
I wont die for your sin
Like my famous kin
But if you got a little sister then theres room at this inn.

I'm fucking Craig
I'm fucking Craig
Fucking Craig
Craig Christ...

Jesus was our mothers fave
All her love to him she gave
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree!

And so the question for you
Is not "what would jesus do?"
But where will you be when the craig machine comes partying through
And if the lord will allow
Youve got to ask yourself how
And who and why and when and where is my masiah now?

Its fucking craig!
Its fucking craig!
Craig Christ
Craig Christ
I'm Fucking Craig....

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    General Commentsorry if i got the spelling wrong on the names... if anyone knows the correct spellings please feel free to correct me :)

    great song, very interesting, and easy to stick in someone\'s head for a day.
    Eclipsuson April 23, 2005   Link
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    General CommentApostles (not opposums, Jesus didn't hang out with opposums..)
    indefeaton January 29, 2006   Link
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    General CommentBest song. Ever.
    Disgorgeon February 27, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti think i might have to go fuck craig. . . poor jesus, stilll not getting any
    dumblonde123on February 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt's fucking Craig!
    Where will YOU be when the Craig Machine comes partying though?
    aydiosmioon March 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI hate it when people just post thier opinions on the song... it's called song MEANINGS for a reason people!!! j/k
    Gotwoon May 21, 2006   Link
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    General Commentok then. i think its about Jesus' brother, Craig, who is jealous of the love jesus got from Mary and stuff. ha. Really funny song. I like this one and Vanilla Ice Cream
    uhiforgot91on July 19, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI aint my brother I knwo...cant walk on h2o...but I got hydroponic shit that me and judas grow... this song remimndes me of me and my brother cause I'm a partier and he stays at home... you better ask yourself how and who and why and when and where is my massah now... thats just freakin awsome
    TSon May 31, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI love this song...Actually, I think his name should be Jack instead of Craig.

    Why, you ask?

    Because he don't give Jack shit about anybody but himself.
    OpinionHeadon June 21, 2007   Link
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    General Commentit's messiah and Salome and Barrabas. LOL opossums ^^
    Cherelleon January 02, 2009   Link

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