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The next patient is not identified period the patient will be listed as John Doe, ID Number 369576. Date of exam 5-12-97 0:200 hours paragraph. Patient history automobile accident with severe head and chest injuries period paragraph. Emergency computerized (distortion) showed traumagrophy of the brain without an intrevenous but contrast material. Period paragraph. Multiple computerized acts showed temelgraphic scans of the brain were obtained...At one centimeter slice thicknesses from the base of the brain to the vertex period. Images were filmed at both soft tissues and bone window settings period paragraph. There is a (instrumental starts, drowing out the autopsy report)

(Evil laughter)

(Person speaking intelligibly)

Guyyys...Show me you're dead!


Is this the shit, or what?
Hey ya' better chiggity check yerself before you wreck yerself.
It can't get fresher than this.
I know it's not PC, but sometimes ya' gotta' put the smackdown on a ho.
Oh that's the Robby shiiiit
Mmm baby, I feel the juice mouse comin' from the flask ball
Mmm, mm, mmmm, baybaaa owww
I say down flounce, came from the last mount don't frame toeeee...
Revaloolay I saw the police mans there's so maaaan. -snoring-

The karate kiiiid
For you to see I've been rumbling Kobra Kai
With Miyagi do karate right at my side
Not the Y, a good school! I gotta' learn karate, I HATE THIS BIKE! I HATE IT! I HA--
Daniel what are you doing to your bike!?
Danya'-san Dan'ya-san concentrate!
Focus how I wa--
Wash ya' car paint ya' fence, paint ya' house!?

Bring my drum machine in here we can just fuck with it all one night or summin' ya' know?
Fuck with it all fancy all crazy...
Eight tracks dude you can make alot...
Eight fuckin' tracks you can make a lotta' shit
You're talkin' shit back there

B...Break it down!

(Telephone ringing, breathing)

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    General Commenti fell asleep listening to Calgone on my iPod. I woke up to some reeeally freakish stuff....Scary :P
    This song doesn't have meaning. It is the most meaningless song I have ever heard. I love it!
    ~Alex~on December 03, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSorry for any spelling errors you might find, I tried my best.

    This track is also known as Jose Loves Kate Moss Part 1.
    Zetsumeion April 22, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwell, obviously this is just a crazy track with a bunch of recorded stuff they thought was funny or cool and whatnot... like something I used to do with music when I was 12. It's fun to listen to, though... always thought they said "show your dick!" and "fuck!"

    It's funny... but it's just for fun.
    Buckon June 07, 2005   Link
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    General CommentA few sounds on this track would make for some creepy nightmarish background themes in my sleep. Yeah, this could definitely haunt me, and traumatize my paranoia, I just may be forced into insomnia.
    pariah919on June 17, 2005   Link
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    General Commentactually at the very end, mike in the slow motion voice, says, 'incubus'
    Oterroon February 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI thought it shouted "SLUT!" instead of "SOUGHT!". I mean, sought doesn't even make sense, does it?
    kkrrissttinnaaon March 03, 2006   Link
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    General Commentby kkrrissttinnaa on 03-03-2006 @ 04:38:09 PM
    I thought it shouted "SLUT!" instead of "SOUGHT!". I mean, sought doesn't even make sense, does it?

    If this track makes sense to you, I pray you enlighten me.
    Zetsumeion March 06, 2006   Link
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    General Commentif you listen to the first part of this track late at night, in the dark, its pretty freaky

    almost like flaad on the last tool cd
    Zanon March 23, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis track is a trip, i love it, and its definetly even more of a trip at nite, i think its perfect to be behind calgone
    searchingforabandon June 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song scared the crap aouta me when i wasnt expecting it
    Make_Yourself_85on July 05, 2006   Link

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