"Bad Things" as written by and Joseph Poole....
A bullet in your head is how I want it
Your body on the floor, a Kodak moment
You're a waste of air and a waste of space
I want sharp objects to fly into your face
I hate you now more than I ever did
I want to kill you, dig you up and do it again
I want a car to run over your head
Put it in reverse and do it again

I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true
I only want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you

It would be really great if you drowned in a lake
Or put a bag over your face and watched you suffocate
I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake
Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate
And you're the reason that murder should be legalized
If it was, you'd be dead and in the ground by five
Just in case I forgot to say
I hate you motherfucker in the very worst way

And I would be lying if I said that it wasn't true
I only want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you

I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want bad things to happen to you
I want very bad things to happen to you


Lyrics submitted by hollowmaggot

"Bad Things" as written by Joseph Poole

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  • +1
    General CommentThis is, like, the ultimate hate song.
    "I'd celebrate at your wake, I'd bake myself a cake. 'Cause you're my favorite person that I love to hate."
    *snickers*
    ...and his morbid little sense of humor.
    His music is like a Dead Baby Jokes...
    You know?
    You either giggle evilly and wish you could come up with that kind of thing, or upon hearing them, you run right over to a church and go to confession because they've tainted your innocent little soul.
    DieAnna13on January 07, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentAmazing.
    lozza11on July 27, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthilarious...simple yet genius! x~
    soul_less666on July 02, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentlol i just noticed that. as cold as vomit... it doesnt even sound like that x
    RobinGraves197666on February 03, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIt's "A kodak moment" not "as cold as vomit" isn't it?

    Vomit isn't exactly famous for being cold....
    Livvyxoon March 13, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIt's "A kodak moment" not "as cold as vomit" isn't it?

    Vomit isn't exactly famous for being cold....
    Livvyxoon March 13, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentMy favorite off the new album.
    Disgorgeon April 24, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentDitto dude!

    Ever since i heard it, I loved it
    Honey_Eisenon November 07, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song's kinda funny in the haha-your-dead sort of way. Kinda self-explanitory what it means?
    Bradley4Presidenton December 13, 2005   Link
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    General Commentwednesday 13 stuff is awesome and very stright forward you dont have to think of a meaning like you do with manson stuff lol (manson rocks!!!)
    lol i want to send this song on a CD and disguise it as a love letter type thing and put it in the letter box of a _________ _________ and hope he listens to it!
    argh it would be so awesome!
    smo_go1on January 08, 2006   Link

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