This song was originally written by a guy called Peter Gutteridge. He was one of the founders of the "Dunedin Sound" a musical scene in the south of New Zealand in the early 80s. From there it was covered by "The Clean" one of the early bands of that scene (he had originally been a member of in it's early days, writing a couple of their best early songs). The Dunedin sound, and the Clean became popular on american college radio in the mid to late 80s. I guess Yo La Tengo heard that version.
Great version of a great song,
Girls are cute, they rarely poot
and they have wet vaginas
when i was in school, i wasn't cool
kids thought i was too conflicted
so I thought that a girl would rock my world
if i was a rock n' roll singer
i guess i was wrong, it wasn't too long
till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM
fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,
NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol
so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies
got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,
and some frivolous glasses
the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound
and think that I am romantic
when I'm done with the show, everyone will know,
that I'm surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!
oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River's Cuomo!
Is this a satire?
and they have wet vaginas
when i was in school, i wasn't cool
kids thought i was too conflicted
so I thought that a girl would rock my world
if i was a rock n' roll singer
i guess i was wrong, it wasn't too long
till i learned to DRUG THEM and RAPE THEM
fake glasses, good vision, indie pop here i come,
NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID! last call, for rufenol
so i traded my skirt for a flowerdy shirt and hip huggin dickies
got a get-up kids patch for my one strap pack,
and some frivolous glasses
the girls will jump up and down to the power pop sound
and think that I am romantic
when I'm done with the show, everyone will know,
that I'm surely gonna get some, sweet pussy!
oooh eeeeh ooh I look just like River's Cuomo!
Is this a satire?
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