You think you have a lot of male friends
You don't
You think guys care when they ask for your opinion
They don't
You think your best friend's boyfriend doesn't want to fuck you
He does
You thought the bartender was being nice to you when he gave you a free drink
He wasn't

Your neighbor helped you move
He just wants to fuck you
Your boss bought you lunch
He just wants to fuck you
A guy bought you a drink
He just wants to fuck you
He asked you to go out for coffee
He just wants to fuck you

You think you're one of the guys
You think you're all good friends
You're eventually going to get raped
You stupid fucking cunt

You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid fucking cunt

You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid cunt
You stupid fucking cunt


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The Only Reason Men Talk to You Is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt song meanings
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    General CommentI know that girl :]
    Floating_Candleson March 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWhat a stupid fucking song. Though I am not ignorant and I do know that alot of it speaks the truth, it still doesnt mean that EVERY SINGLE GUY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD is the same.

    "YOU'RE EVENTUALLY GOING TO GET RAPED"
    What the fucks up with that line? This song is actually really offensive to women having lines like that! Lol.
    summergirl85on May 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthey're being sarcastic ffs!
    Ddaduttaon June 11, 2006   Link
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    General CommentSurely no-one would take Anal Cunt seriously?
    azkmon April 26, 2007   Link
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    General Comment"This song is actually really offensive to women having lines like that!"

    Wow really?
    METAL447on September 24, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI was in tears when I read this.

    Floating Candles - LOL
    doofers69 - Being Ignorant Is Awesome
    Elimination - Anal Cunt is a big joke, and it's just hilarious.
    summergirl85 - Why are you on an Anal Cunt board. XD
    Ddadutta - THANK you.
    askm - THANK you.
    METAL447 - I laughed out loud, honestly.

    Anal Cunt.
    Is hilarious.
    demon_of_the_fallon May 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentElimination, Varg Vikernes? As in the guy from Burzum? That dude is a fucking psychopath who is rightfully locked away after stabbing a dude in the forehead and burning down churches! How can you come here and judge people for listening to a song that is a JOKE when you like guys who actually do the shit Anal Cunt sings about!! Fuck off!

    Anal Cunt is amazing. Impaled Northern Moonforest is amazing. Burzum fucking blows, Mayhem fucking blows THE END
    Nordinaviaon May 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentElimination, Varg Vikernes? As in the guy from Burzum? That dude is a fucking psychopath who is rightfully locked away after stabbing a dude in the forehead and burning down churches! How can you come here and judge people for listening to a song that is a JOKE when you like guys who actually do the shit Anal Cunt sings about!! Fuck off!

    Anal Cunt is amazing. Impaled Northern Moonforest is amazing. Burzum fucking blows, Mayhem fucking blows THE END
    Nordinaviaon May 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentYeah, well, that comment was posted nearly two years ago. I don't have the same opinion. I still don't think it's very funny to mock rape victims and shit, though.

    But you should actually research the story of Varg further. He might have burned down churches, which is intolerant, but it's not like he burned them while people were in them.
    Also, when has Varg done something Anal Cunt "jokes" about? And I like Varg Vikernes? Shit, I didn't realize, last time I checked, I made fun of him.
    Eliminationon May 15, 2008   Link
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    General CommentSo true!
    destroytheZOGmachineon November 04, 2009   Link

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