"Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" as written by and Max Bemis....
If I die and go to Hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity, I'd lay in bed
In my boxers, half stoned
With the pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul

You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall
But I call and I call and I call

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want

I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)

I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)
I don't know what I want
(Met you on the Internet)

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself, she touched herself
Called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep


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"Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" as written by Max Bemis

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  • +5
    Song MeaningI have heard that this song is made to spoof emo-genre songs. If you consider the lyrics and the tone, this could be perfectly plausible.

    HelloFloweron February 18, 2009   Link
  • +4
    General CommentObviously about drugs...again...fucking stoners
    fucknuton April 19, 2009   Link
  • +3
    General CommentI can see why you all think its about phone sex, but that would mean that hes touching himself too, which is never mentioned in the song (possibly implied, but w/e). This boy is very fuckin typical, but in a depressing way, he trapped in the hell that is this room, the room which he resides in nightly, no matter what, and this girl who he finds amusing, intriguing, and sexy, that he can't stop calling. In these situations we all like to think we're in control, laughing at the things that normally would draw us in, but we slowly lose control as these seemingly harmless activities (weed, AIM, getting girlies randy over the phone) become routines. This song reminds me a ton of Pool Shark by Sublime, where he talks about how heroin "used to be so cool" and he might be in control now but "someday I'm gonna lose the war" which we all know he did. No matter the activities we happen to choose to fill up our lives, they all are inevitably our downfall, and in the end we "dont know what we want"
    in regards to "youre too young to be this empty girl" there has been a trend that is being noticed recently with each generation of people learning the truth about the "sick world" at younger and younger ages, even in so called sheltered, suburban homes. I think its the internet, and I'm blaming anything or anyone cuz its nothing to blame anyone over. But there are so many of these young and empty girls, who are so dark and amusing and intriguing that us jewish boys cant stop laughing over.
    This song is in my top FIVE sooooo fucking good, yeah?
    shamantannaeon April 15, 2006   Link
  • +3
    Song Meaningi was watching the lead singer, on IMF(International Music Feed) when it was still on air and he commented that when he was writing this song that it was a sort of parody of justin timberlake and how he claims that hes "bringing sexy back"
    Hobo-Dragonon February 19, 2009   Link
  • +2
    General CommentProbably the most catchy song of all. Ever. But this is unfortunate because I can't very well go singing this down the street without getting some odd looks ha :)
    imapirate13on January 29, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti blame myspace for this incredible song.
    cinemaairon April 17, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentSeahighster, you ask why Max talks about Hell, him being Jewish. Well, to talk about heaven and hell, you don't necissarily have to believe in them as a real place. I think heaven and hell have become such a common theme in todays society that they are just used as ideas of consequence (in a metaphoric way).

    Also, this song just makes me laugh. ;D
    Toast1288on August 29, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthis is the story of your life? what kinda life do you live? your life story is about calling a girl and she touches herself? i wish i had your life.
    SY5TEMon January 12, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthese are the actual lyrics:
    I called her on the phone
    and she killed herself (2 more times)
    i called her on the phone
    and she killed herself
    i cry myself to sleep

    no not really, i just plug in those words so i can sing it without singing the "ick" part. lol. now you can sing it too!
    magikguitaron December 30, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthe "ick" part?
    how old are you?
    markmarkdudeon January 24, 2008   Link

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