"Nothing To Do With Me" as written by Timothy John Gane, Laetitia Sadier and Chris Morris....
Absurd and sensible
Quite unacceptable
Let go
Pull your leg off
Control
Out of control

It's the bed wetting thing
That brought us here, doctor
It's the bed wetting thing

You tripped
Dog on a leash
You had never noticed

Nothing to do with me
Says he weeing his feet

Well it won't go away
Overnight but it will go away
In the end

You did such a great job
With the boiler last time
Please, can you mend my baby?
He hasn't moved for three weeks

Don't they use coffins
When they are that small?
I don't want lizards
Boring my house

Sir my chin
Has been getting rather hot lately
Sir if you just
Stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze

Don't know what to do
It's Saturday night
I seek good advice
From who knows what's right
Why don't you ring friends up
Go for a few drinks
And then go see a movie?

Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry I can't see a thing I've blinded myself
Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry I can't see a thing I've blinded myself
It isn't a spot
It is a baby
You're not a doctor
You're a wanker


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"Nothing To Do With Me" as written by Laetitia Sadier Chris Morris

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    General CommentBeing a dumb American, it took me quite a long time to learn that these lyrics are ripped straight from Chris Morris bits.
    Palemovieon April 21, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentTotally out of context, just a bunch of Morris quotes slung together. For what reason? Each Jam sketch has its own meaning and some have no meaning at all other than surreal and pushing the boundaries of "funny".

    When they're chucked loosely together like this they lose any supposed meaning and it just looks like the band are saying "look at us, we like Chris Morris, but you have to like Morris to know what we're on about."

    What is point?
    nagsworthon May 21, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThese lyrics are great. They freak me out, but I like it.
    gmoneyon September 11, 2006   Link

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