"Stalker" as written by and John Feldmann....
ooh ooh ooh ohhhhhhhhhhh
WOO!!!

she calls me on the phone
hoping that im home
(and that im all alone)
but when i say hello
i only hear dial tones
(she thinks that im her own)
out side my window she crept
watching my every step
ooh ooh ooh
shes following me
ooh ooh ooh
shes out of her tree
ooh ooh ooh
shes off of her rocker
I wanna marry my stalker
ooh ooh ooh ohhhhhhh
ooh ooh ooh WOO!!!
sometimes she says shes my mom
looks like she doesnt belong
(shes my own peeping tom)
flowers everyday
the cops theytell her to stay
500 feet away
she sleeps on my door step
she hasnt heard me yet
ooh ooh ooh
shes following me
ooh ooh ooh
shes out of her tree
ooh ooh ooh
shes off of her rocker
I wanna marry my
I wanna marry my
I wanna marry my stalker
this morning she wasnt there
I hope she still cares
I almost gave up hope
but today i awoke
to a private note
She said shes going to jail
for going through my mail
but she'll stay on my trail
ooh ooh ooh
shes following me
ooh ooh ooh
shes out of her tree
ooh ooh ooh
shes off of her rocker
i wanna marry my stalker
ooh ooh ooh
shes following me
ooh ooh ooh
shes out of her tree
ooh ooh ooh
shes off of her rocker
I wanna marry my
I wanna marry my
I wanna marry my stalker
ooh ooh ooh ohhhhh
i wanna marry my stalker


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  • +2
    General CommentLooking at this song it's pretty obvious. This person is stalking his stalker. He's constantly watching for her, disappointed when she's not around and mentions wanting to marry her.
    JewelBlueIbanezon March 29, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthahaha this song is hilarious, and really good. i cant believe there arent more comments! there isnt much in the way of meaning (the title kinda gives it away, eh?), but the song just flat out rocks. i need a crazy, hot girl to follow me...
    choiceXcreedon June 15, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIt's funny how the person being stalked somehow becomes more obssessed with the situation. At school this girl used to stand near me every break and make eye contact all the time. At first i thought it was a bit anoying n embaressing but when she stopped it i kept looking out for her and began to miss it.
    Mr.Brownstoneon December 22, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI was 14 when me and my friend started to stalk this older guy in school. We had a whole fanclub thing going on and somehow we managed to actually get in touch with him. We told him the fangirl situation, he laughed about it, I fell for him, we got along really well - and then I was sitting on his bed when he played me this song. "I wanna marry my stalker", eh? It was just.. ridiculously happy.

    I'm still on his trail as well, we're still really good friends. He just doesn't want to marry his stalker girl anymore. ;
    raiseyourvoiceon December 08, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol funny song! there was this guy stalking me but then i kinda started stalking him but not really i mean like i would always look for him and see where he was and i kinda like him but my friend does too so she gets first dibs on him bcuz i would never do that to her
    not_so_perfecton May 27, 2005   Link
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    General Commentlol I think this song is funny...When I was at Camp this guy would always follow me and my friend around and we didn't like him at first but then he grew on us and we started to see if he was looking at us and where he was and stuff the more we saw him the hotter he got haha But yeah this song is pretty awesome!!!
    GreenDay78on July 13, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThough not a technical masterpiece, this song still crackes me up.
    TheSilverNobleon January 22, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentoh oh oh oh oh oh oh :]
    thepepperstormon July 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI had a stalker in high school...she would come to my shows and then be shy when I would talk to her. Eventually I told her to go away or date me. We dated off and on for 2 years after that. Funny how that worked out.
    brokentelephone78on November 22, 2016   Link

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