Pipppero® (American Version)

Sdreveide!
Nismese gotchetene bolghers chetegossuve!
Pretzdavimivi Elio e le Storie Tese.

Ha ha ha ha, thank you.
Thank you to the Bulgarian State Radio
and Television Female Choir,
who finally brought us a state of the art balcanic dance,
more human, more true - Più umano più vero
A sincere dance - È un ballo sincero
eh, sure given the international situation
we had to promise them “Ramaya” (which was a big hit),
but my friends I assure you it was worth it.
IT WAS WORTH IT! Do you understand?
Hooray for Italia, hooray for Bulgaria
who gave us the gift of the PIPPPERO;
let’s circle our fingers and connect falanges,
that’s the dance called the PIPPPERO;
friends in the Bulgarian Secret Service,
don’t shoot at the Pope anymore,
but dedicate yourselves to the PIPPPERO.
Bulgarian people, Italian people,
Bulgarian and Italian Secret Services, let’s go.
Listen how the PIPPPERO pumps...
IT’S “ROTATE YOUR FINGERS” TIME
IT’S “PUT YOUR FALANGES TOGETHER” TIME

Very good, let me teach you some Italian.
Repeat after me:
Più umano, più vero - Più umano più vero
È un ballo straniero - È un ballo straniero
Qui l’atmosfera sa di Pipppero - Qui l’atmosfera sa di Pipppero
Se in discuteca balli u Pippperu Pipppero - Se in discuteca balli u Pippperu Pipppero
Very good, now only:
Più umano, più vero. È un ballo sincero.
E la tua estate sa di PIPPPERO – Ah cazzo, very good -
non senti come pompa il PIPPPERO
pump up pump up pump up pump up:
good God, pump up the PIPPPERO
Più umano, più vero. È un ballo sincero.
Più umano, più veeeeeeerooooo.
Are you rotating your fingers?
Are you connecting your falanges?
Are you making friends with people whose skin
is a different colour than yours ?
Good for you! Now it’s time to sing out loud
“Ramaya, Ramaya, Ramaya, Rarrà”
Il Pipppero is a dance that you and I can do,
With a pizza pie up in the sky
And love is there if you sing: “Amore”
Stallion am I, Balcanic you
We can make love because I’m stallion
I do it better with mozzarella
You sing “Mamma mia”, and we’ll eat “Spaghetti”
Hahahaha, Bulgarian State Television Choir,
why don’t you take a look to the records I have here:
I can give you “Kung Fu Fighting” by Carl Douglas
Gnackishgna.
Do you want “Fly Robin Fly”?
Aren’t you interested in that?
Gnackishgna.
“Ali Shuffle”? No? Gnackishgna.
“Disco Inferno”? Come on
Gnackishgna.
Something by the Carpenters ?
Gnackishgna.
Boney M, like “Ma Baker” Gna “Daddy Cool”, “Rasputin”
Gnackishgna.
“Gimme some”?
Gnackishgna.
Something by Imagination, by Plastinc Bertrand, “Ping Pong”, “Hula Hoop”?
How about “Cuba” by the Gibson Brothers, come on, Bulgarian State Television Choir.