"Right Hand-A-Rama" as written by and Billie Joe/wright Iii Armstrong....
I'm taking a ride to the liquor store
I'm looking for a beer and a little bit more
I'm gonna spend all the money she had
On a nude girl in a dirty old magazine

50 cents cheaper than the real thing
Even though it may be a little bit disgusting
Can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
It's called a new sensation
Called 'The Right Hand-A-Rama'

I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time

Alright

Pamela and her five sisters
Are giving me a bad case of nasty blisters
A third degree burn going straight to my head
I guess my pipes are a little bit rusted

Close encounters of the strangest kind
I got the heebee jeebes for the hundredth time
It didn't work out the way it was planned
All I got now is a beer in my hand

I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time
I don't know why, I don't know why
It sure feels good most every time

I'll tell you why

Alright


Lyrics submitted by i_am_spartacus

"Right Hand-A-Rama" as written by Frank E. Billie Joe Armstrong

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  • +1
    General CommentBeer, girls, masturbation. So obviously Green Day.
    Green Day rules oyaon April 19, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'm pretty sure the lyrics are: all I got now is the pen in my hand, not 'a beer'. Can't beat a good ole punk masterpiece about masturbation, can we now?
    AnarchicPlatypuson March 05, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe Lyrics are right.. it is beer..
    AustralianIdioton June 04, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYes, it is beer. After thinking about it in the masturbation type way... the things all do seem to fit. I mean, RIGHT HAND-a-rama... just... think about that. And The Network lyrics are all pretty wacky so I wouldn't be surprised.
    sapphirexxon December 04, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's damn catchy too.
    sapphirexxon December 04, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is probably one of the only Network songs with a clear meaning *lol*
    drain.you.Xon January 07, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is clearly about masturbation....this matter seems to be very pleasant to green day :))) ..anyway, great song.
    ilarybellaon April 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHaha :) they're never too old to write about masturbation.
    MissNeuroticon December 12, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentGreat song!
    This song reminds me of Ramones' Little bit o'soul.. anyone else who've made that connection?
    KajsaCon December 12, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYes, the riff is the same. Though I've never heard the Ramones' version of "Little Bit O' Soul," just the Music Explosion's version.
    JohnnyLurgon February 19, 2010   Link

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