"First of May" as written by Maurice Ernest Gibb, Robin Hugh Gibb and Barry Alan Gibb....
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang
Oh oh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Oh oh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside

'Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world

And I said
Oh oh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Oh oh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside

'Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside

So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
We met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
We fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today

So come on
Oh oh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Oh oh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside

'Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside


Lyrics submitted by neko-chan

"First of May" as written by Maurice Ernest Gibb Barry Gibb

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group

Lyrics powered by LyricFind

First of May song meanings
Add your thoughts

6 Comments

sort form View by:
  • +2
    General CommentI like how the song is starting all gently and smooth, then all of a sudden everthing revolves about fucking outside. Hilarious!
    ParanoidRockeron February 15, 2014   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe First day of the month of May is the perfect time to Fuck outside.
    This is a wonderful song which illustrates this concept well.
    If one chooses to attempt the outside fucking, one should be cautious.
    DrJKLon March 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOriginally, May Day (May 1st) was a pagan festival of fertility. They fucked outside in this festival of fertility.
    matsieon March 16, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentfirst of may is my birthday :)
    best present ever!
    love JoCo, he's the best with lyrics
    justlisten_on January 18, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentid say its my 12 day early birthday present for lolz, then id agree with matsie, due to the phrase "starts today"
    Shikaruon February 17, 2009   Link
  • 0
    My OpinionIt plays well on the way a more traditionally timid song would rhyme 'above' with 'love'....
    GeraldFnordon June 02, 2009   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain