Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assure you he's harmless enough
He's a sweetheart, calls me master
And he has a way of finding pretty things and bringing them to me

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine
While up above the waves my doomsday squad ignites the atmosphere
And all the fools who live their foolish lives may find it quite explosive
But it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here

You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain
Maybe you could cut me just a little slack
Would it kill you to be civil?
I've been patient, I've been gracious
And this mountain is covered with wolves
Hear them howling, my hungry children
Maybe you should stay and have another drink and think about me and you

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet
I shouldn't kill you yet


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    General CommentI think that everyone can identify with this song.

    Mad scientists are people too. They have feelings like everybody else... although those others are all FOOLS! And soon they will know the true extent of my power! MUHAHAHAHA!

    Great song.
    oballon April 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIf Love Makes a "normal' Person do crazy thing what would then insane do for love? this song is a perfect example of what one type of crazy person would do, I mean isn't it enough that i ruined a pony makeing a gift for you?....
    Kiro5505on March 22, 2008   Link
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    General CommentTyhis song lies, you can NEVER use too many monkeys!
    KingOfShoeson June 01, 2009   Link
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    General CommentThat crazy inventor on Skullcrusher Mountain's just a guy like you or me... Even if he wants to ignite the atmosphere. I think Kiro5505 said another great thing:

    "If Love Makes a "normal' Person do crazy thing what would then insane do for love?"

    Such a nice tune, and light, though different, lyrics
    Thylacineon July 26, 2009   Link
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    General CommentBest love song ever.

    Really.

    How many movies, books, and various other media forms of stories does the villian try to 'get the girl'? A little glimpse into the 'other' side of how things are works nicely here. Yeu never get to see from the villian's point of view, and how they pretty much think they're the only sane one. Noone really thinks they're evil, everyone justifies their actions somehow. Thinks they're in the right. Mad scientists are no different; just because they want to wipe out most of the world's population doesn't mean that the world didn't deserve it!

    Though personally I have an aversion to monkies, so he should've just used the wolves that were on the mountain anyway. Probably more economical than importing monkies anyway.

    And how come I can never seem to find a BF that's a mad scientist? Really, I could totally jump in on that, all those retarded damsels are just getting in the way or flailing about wildly, if they had've just gone along with the idea, they'd probably have foiled the hero's plans, and achieved world domination. Instead, whot do they get? They get kidnapped over and over again in the sequels, or KILLED. Yeah, great reward. I'd much rather be the empress of the universe than bad-guy-bait.
    Katsunion August 05, 2009   Link
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    General Commentthis song is brilliant. the meaning is pretty obvious, and that's what's so great about it... I practically melt when he says "you like monkeys, you like ponies" :)
    catoon March 14, 2010   Link
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    General CommentThe mad scientist pretense is really a prop for "I'm one lonely guy. I'm not that scary; I just wanna be loved". I think many guys have had a phase like this. Telling what you feel isn't exactly easy.
    sheela_lon April 12, 2010   Link

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