There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother
And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano
Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer
She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system
Says she got some time to stick around
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
She calls the doctor, said look what I've done
Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap
And then the motel manager comes by
And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand
And then he takes a little shit in his hand
And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick


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    General CommentThis kind of sounds like a song version of the 'aristocrats' joke.
    karma suturedon May 03, 2006   Link
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    General Commentand it most likely is.
    eyecoofon July 19, 2006   Link
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    My Opinionthat is some sick shit to be singing...i never imaged the lyrics would be this deranged. i'm chuffed i'm not into radio music.
    ova9bbcon June 20, 2014   Link
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    General Commenthahahhahqahaha.

    ok whew, just had to start cracking up as I was reading these lyrics for the first time. I'm very familiar with the song, just had never any idea what yow was singing beyond the more obvious mother comes in / dr comes in / look what I've done. We all assumed the lyrics were going to be quite strange, but the perversity here goes well beyond even my wildest dreams. Of course, needless to say this is a good thing. Absolutely hilarious these lyrics. I also have to rethink my vision of what a live show would have been, given the knew knowledge that has come to light; terrifying indeed.
    bahoevelon April 24, 2017   Link

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