Perpetual multiplier
Procreating bastard
Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?
Ever been forced into a vasectomy by and axe-wielding homovore?
Do you know the word pain?
You will when the mallet falls
Again and again and again and again:
I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles
To shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles
Cold vengeance on a rapist
Immediate testicular shape-shift
Your manhood disintegrates and the stream starts to flood
A shimmering mix of spermatozoa and blood

Another human off the face of the earth!
A new vagina to replace it's absence of girth
It rubs the feces on it's skin
Or else it gets the hammer again:

Torture
Through blunt castration
Slaughter
Repeated testicular emaciation

For your gross misconduct
The tables are rightfully turned
The urethra now a bile duct
The frayed ends of karma are burned
A gaping gash of reproduction
Seminal waste of testosterone that ceases to function
Asexual freak . No longer of the male persuasion
Your miserable heap of disfigurementation
Brings thousands of victims vengeance and elation

Sulfur and buckshot , decimating your crotch


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Testicular Manslaughter Lyrics as written by Josh Elmore David Astor

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    "Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?" Now that is hysterical. Sure, this song is awful, but some of the lyrics are fucking hilarious. I'd say it's a toss-up between this and 'Land of the Severed Meatus' for best bad death metal song ever.

    jc6mdon January 27, 2005   Link
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    It's about getting revenge on a rapist

    evildaveon December 04, 2005   Link
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    "It rubs the feces on it's skin Or else it gets the hammer again" I had to laugh out loud, amazing song

    SlayerFreak666on October 06, 2006   Link
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    Classic The best Cattle song well one of the many

    tyboisfunon October 06, 2006   Link
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    best Cattle lyrics ever the only other ones that come close would be the Carcass Derrick fomr their new album

    JohhnyBeeon October 16, 2006   Link
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    Brutal, crazy ass song. I love it.

    BludgeonedExistenceon January 17, 2007   Link
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    I get the feeling the human rights folks would not like these lyrics.

    haxxiyon May 24, 2012   Link
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    This is about taking revenge on a rapist by destroying his testicles. How much more obvious can it get?

    WobbuffetTrollon March 23, 2022   Link

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