Perpetual multiplier
Procreating bastard
Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?
Ever been forced into a vasectomy by an axe-wielding homophore?
Do you know the word pain?
You will when the mallet falls
Again and again and again and again
I've a shotgun aimed at your testicles
To shred your testes and sever adjacent vesicles
Cold vengeance on a rapist
Immediate testicular shape shift
Your manhood disintegrates and the stream starts to flood
A shimmering mix of spermatozoa and blood

Another human off the face of the earth
A new vagina to replace it's absence of girth
It rubs the feces on it's skin
Or else it gets the hammer again

Torture
Through blunt castration
Slaughter
Repeated testicular emaciation

For your gross misconduct
The tables are rightfully turned
The urethra now a bile duct
The frayed ends of karma are burned

A gaping gash of reproduction
Seminal waste of testosterone that ceases to function
Asexual freak. No longer of the male persuasion
Your miserable heap of disfigurementation brings
Thousands of victims vengeance and elation

Sulphur and buckshot
Decimating your crotch


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Testicular Manslaughter song meanings
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    General Comment"Ever had your gonads smashed by a ball-peen hammer?"
    Now that is hysterical. Sure, this song is awful, but some of the lyrics are fucking hilarious. I'd say it's a toss-up between this and 'Land of the Severed Meatus' for best bad death metal song ever.
    jc6mdon January 27, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIt's about getting revenge on a rapist
    evildaveon December 04, 2005   Link
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    General Comment"It rubs the feces on it's skin
    Or else it gets the hammer again"
    I had to laugh out loud, amazing song
    SlayerFreak666on October 06, 2006   Link
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    General CommentClassic
    The best Cattle song
    well
    one of the many
    tyboisfunon October 06, 2006   Link
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    General Commentbest Cattle lyrics ever
    the only other ones that come close would be the Carcass Derrick fomr their new album
    JohhnyBeeon October 15, 2006   Link
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    General CommentBrutal, crazy ass song. I love it.
    BludgeonedExistenceon January 17, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI get the feeling the human rights folks would not like these lyrics.
    haxxiyon May 23, 2012   Link

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