So it's last Wednesday, right?
I'm chilling in my house in a pair of blue suede
Getting read to watch the Amazin's game
Then my woman called up
You know what she had the nerve to say?

Exactly, I thought the woman was crazy
But then you know what else she wanted me to do?

Melt down a bag of Twizzlers
But she said if I got there in 45 minutes you know what she'd do?

So I'm in my car, right?
Driving down Atlantic Avenue
And I get right near Flatwood and I see my man, the Old Dirty Bastard
I say, "Dirty, get in the car
So we gotta go to my woman's house
And you know what happen when we get over there?"

Yeah
I can't believe it
She's a freak

So I'm 10 minutes from my woman's house, right?
And the next thing I see flashing lights behind me
And Old Dirty is like, "Uh Chris, I gotta tell you sumtin'"
"Nigga what?"

"You're wanted in 18 states and two territories?
Nigga, what did you do?"

"With a seal?
How the hell you gonna do something like that with a seal?"

"You know that don't sound too bad
I might try that with my woman. How you do it?"

"Like that?"
"Get outta here!"
"With oil?"

So that nigga gets out the car, starts running
Leaves me with 45 mad policemen
You know what they did?

Yeah
That's right
I didn't believe it either
New York's finest
Just like Sharpton said

So I took the, I took the, the the the
??? out my ass, right?
You know what the cops said?

Of course they was three blocks away when I said it
Right then another car pulled up. You know who was in it?

Exactly.
??? lawyer with DNA tests said that the father of the baby is

Now why should I care that Nipsey Russell got my ex woman pregnant?

That's Nipsey
That's his problem
What he going to do?
He can't do a damn thing

I will kick Nipsey's ass
Then Nipsey jumps on the car
Hey Nipsey, I just ???

*gunshots*

"...have peace without bloodshed"

So I'm dead, just chillin in heaven
With my man Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, Biggie, 2Pac, ???, ???, Sam Kinison
And there's God
And I'm like, "God, you know everything, I gotta ask you one question
Who won the Amazin's game?"


Lyrics submitted by vance454, edited by ThunderPeel2001

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    General CommentThese lyrics are completely and utterly wrong :-/
    ThunderPeel2001on September 03, 2013   Link

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