All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast
so i just tell em i like toast

[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

I get up in the morning about 6 AM
had a little jelly had a little jam
take a piece of bread put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot i get toast


[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection
push to the dark or the light and then
if it pops too soon press down again make toast

[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
UH TOAST!!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
musta bin a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast

[Chorus]
YEAH TOAST!!
UH OHH!

Oui monsuier bonjour coquette
on hon croisoiant on vous a vere
morishe vour Eifel Towere
oui marie baguette bon soir

[Chorus]
FRENCH TOAST!!
FRENCH TOAST!!

In Chicago we're on the Bob and Tom show

YEAH TOAST!!

eh uh uh

toast



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    General CommentAll I can say is this: This is the funniest, most pointless song of all time. It's so pointless, you have no choice but to laugh. It's amazing how such a mundane activity like making toast can inspire such comedy. That's the point of comedy, to make us laugh and loosen up!
    OpinionHeadon January 10, 2005   Link
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    General Commentahh, yes, the French Toast version. Heywood is as funny in person as he is on cd's.
    hakimikeon January 23, 2007   Link
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    General Commentuhhh... toast is good mmm
    yeah toast!
    beanersquadon April 11, 2007   Link

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