I don't want to play football
I don't understand the rules of the game
I don't want to play football
I don't understand the thrill of running, catching, throwing
Taking orders from a moron
Grabbing for the sweaty crotches
Getting hit by people I don't know

Sugar, I'd rather play a different sort of game
Sugar, the girls are just as good as boys at playing

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    General Commentermmm he doesnt want to play football....
    haha, i like this one =]
    ..Becci..on December 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis was for the movie Storytelling and is referring to American Football. Stuart likes playing Soccer/Association Football, actually.
    OVNSon February 14, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis is so cute and sweet, I don't understand the rules of football either!
    Helloimaverageon July 04, 2012   Link

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