Everytime I clean my room I make another mess
Everytime I miss the bus Im late for a test
Everytime I'm re-incarnated its in the lowest form
I leave my window open everytime there is a storm
Everytime I have a hangover I have to go to work
Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
Everytime I talk to aliens they dont understand
Everytime I skate I get another bruise
Everytime I get drunk I vomit on my shoes
Everytime I scratch the needle jumps
Everytime I drink milk it comes out in lumps
Everytime I freestyle I just talk shit
Everytime I catch the bus theres nowhere to sit
Everytime I catch the train Im hassled for a ticket
Everytime I bat in cricket first ball takes a wicket
Everytime Im drunk at a party in a toga
I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
Everytime I eat I get a pain in my chest
Everytime I think its heartburn its cardiac arrest
Everytime I make a call call waiting interrupts
Everytime I dump a load at someones house it wont flush
Everytime it wont flush it stains the ceramic
If you ever see me happy its because Im manic

Doomed to fail

Everytime I give advice it comes out wrong
Everytime I get raided my prints are on the bong
Everytime I score I get shitty leaf
I was living with the Navajo until they heard me dis the chief
Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint I'd end up with the roach
Everytime I skip sport I get drilled by the coach
But everytime I play footy I get tackled in the dirt
And I crack another rib and it really fucking hurts
Everytime I brush my teeth I find another cavity
Everytime I try to fly I discover gravity
Everytime I have a craving I've run out of food
And Everytime we spin the bottle Im the one who ends up nude
Everytime I give a girl an orgasm she fakes
Everytime I jam it in the condom breaks
Everytime I gamble I lose all my chips
Everytime I eat all bran I get the shits
But everytime I shit it takes about an hour
And theres never any paper so I have to take a shower
And everytime I shower the towels already wet
And its not wet from water but wet with cum and sweat
Everytime I pluck my pubic hair to make myself attractive
My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
Everytime I write a song radio stations ban it
Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic

Worship Satan

Everytime I make a joke people take me serious
Everytime I go down on a girl shes on her periods
Everytime I drive a car a cop will pull me over
But I say Im someone else and that Im sober
Every blind date turns out to be blind
My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
Everytime I have the dream when Im at the school dance
Everyone is looking at me cause I dont have any pants
Then we play piggy in the middle Im the pig
Everytime we play Tiggy Im the one whos it
Everytime I lick a toad I get warts on my tongue
Everytime I see a killer bee its when Im getting stung
Everytime I play scrabble I make the word at
Every wet fart leaves a stain where I sat
Everytime I fuck ya mum she wants it in the bum
And everytime Im done its not because Ive cum
Everytime I crack onto a chick I pull my sack out
EVerytime I try to suck my dick I put my back out
Everytime I catch a wave I hit a coral reef
And everytime I order vegetarian I get beef

I get beef
A chickens not a vegetable!


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    General CommentHey just thought you might want to know, theres a line wrong, where you wrote: Everytime I catch a train, Im askin for ticket
    it should be: Everytime I catch a train, I'm hassled for a ticket
    PunKinDrubliCon March 01, 2005   Link
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    General CommentVry humourous song if i may so myself. Just another little lyric thing, i dont think its "And it’s not wet with water but wet with common sweat" its actually "And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat" sorry mum
    trickpat23on April 23, 2005   Link
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    General CommentEverytime I make a phone call, a lady interrupts...
    actually
    Everytime I make a phone call, call waiting interrupts
    hughma_collon June 18, 2005   Link
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    General CommentEverytime I clean my room I make another mess
    Everytime I miss the bus Im late for a test
    Everytime I'm re-incarnated its in the lowest form
    I leave my window open everytime there is a storm
    Everytime I have a hangover I have to go to work
    Everytime I masturbate dry it tends to hurt
    Everytime I pat a dog he bites me on the hand
    Everytime I talk to aliens they dont understand
    Everytime I skate I get another bruise
    Everytime I get drunk I vomit on my shoes
    Everytime I scratch the needle jumps
    Everytime I drink milk it comes out in lumps
    Everytime I freestyle I just talk shit
    Everytime I catch the bus theres nowhere to sit
    Everytime I catch the train Im hassled for a ticket
    Everytime I bat in cricket first ball takes a wicket
    Everytime Im drunk at a party in a toga
    I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga
    Everytime I eat I get a pain in my chest
    Everytime I think its heartburn its cardiac arrest
    Everytime I make a call call waiting interrupts
    Everytime I dump a load at someones house it wont flush
    Everytime it wont flush it stains the ceramic
    If you ever see me happy its because Im manic

    Doomed to fail

    Everytime I give advice it comes out wrong
    Everytime I get raided my prints are on the bong
    Everytime I score I get shitty leaf
    I was living with the Navajo until they heard me dis the chief
    Cause everytime we'd smoke a joint I'd end up with the roach
    Everytime I skip sport I get drilled by the coach
    But everytime I play footy I get tackled in the dirt
    And I crack another rib and it really fucking hurts
    Everytime I brush my teeth I find another cavity
    Everytime I try to fly I discover gravity
    Everytime I have a craving I've run out of food
    And Everytime we spin the bottle Im the one who ends up nude
    Everytime I give a girl an orgasm she fakes
    Everytime I jam it in the condom breaks
    Everytime I gamble I lose all my chips
    Everytime I eat all bran I get the shits
    But everytime I shit it takes about an hour
    And theres never any paper so I have to take a shower
    And everytime I shower the towels already wet
    And its not wet from water but wet with cum and sweat
    Everytime I pluck my pubic hair to make myself attractive
    My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic
    Everytime I write a song radio stations ban it
    Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic

    Worship Satan

    Everytime I make a joke people take me serious
    Everytime I go down on a girl shes on her periods
    Everytime I drive a car a cop will pull me over
    But I say Im someone else and that Im sober
    Every blind date turns out to be blind
    My looks are all I have and that is why I mind
    Everytime I have the dream when Im at the school dance
    Everyone is looking at me cause I dont have any pants
    Then we play piggy in the middle Im the pig
    Everytime we play Tiggy Im the one whos it
    Everytime I lick a toad I get warts on my tongue
    Everytime I see a killer bee its when Im getting stung
    Everytime I play scrabble I make the word at
    Every wet fart leaves a stain where I sat
    Everytime I fuck ya mum she wants it in the bum
    And everytime Im done its not because Ive cum
    Everytime I crack onto a chick I pull my sack out
    EVerytime I try to suck my dick I put my back out
    Everytime I catch a wave I hit a coral reef
    And everytime I order vegetarian I get beef

    I get beef
    A chickens not a vegetable!
    hughma_collon June 18, 2005   Link
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    General Commentgreat song... haha maybe doesnt happen everytime, but common, most of it has happened to us once!
    Garlismon November 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentOne of the best fucking songs I have ever heard. But I think he's got his meats confused. Yeah, a chicken ISN'T a vegetable, but dude, it ain't beef either. HA HA HA!!!
    Kasimir_Razeon February 11, 2009   Link

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