I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that shitty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you


Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more than I miss you.

Lyrics submitted by BrazilianBoy

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    General CommentI wasn't aware that the spelling for Pearl had changed to Perl. Anyway, this is one hilarious song but one of the reasons it's so funny is because it's actually quite sweet. You can picture yourself seriously singing it about someone you love who's gone away even with all the stuff bagging Pearl Harbour. I reckon it's the funniest song in Team America. Just a crackup.
    shirvson December 22, 2004   Link
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    General Commentfixed
    BrazilianBoyon December 24, 2004   Link
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    General Commentthanks
    shirvson January 10, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti love the Ben Affleck part.
    tommyhaychon March 14, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI read the lyrics to this before I ever heard it and I laughed my ass off. Then I saw the movie and heard the song and laughed some more. It's so funny because its like as heart broken as he is, he can't get over how much that movie sucked, and therefore keeps going back to it. Absolutely a riot...

    And speaking of Ben Affleck, did anyone see the deleted scene where he's talking and he's just a hand instead of a puppet? They should have kept that in, methinks... Most of what they took out I think they should have left in...
    Jimmifrisbeeon May 22, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song is awesome, it sounds so sincere then you realise whats being said and nearly piss yourself. its so funny.
    evil_rachon June 23, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI guess what he's trying to say, is Pearl Harbour sucked, and he misses you.

    If I wasn't serious about trying to win my ex back (must stop mentioning her in comments....GAH!!!), this'd be my theme tune - I miss her, and I really do think Pearl Harbour sucked.
    strider3005on August 12, 2005   Link
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    General CommentAs funny as this song is, there is a truth to it aswell.
    Everyone has had their hearts broken at one time or another and everyone hates pearl Harbour and wishes Michael Bay would would wake from the deluded fantasy that he is anything more than a 'towel-snapping jock dick head', with a camera and no idea how to use it effectively.

    This is my favorite song in the movie, I was nearly in tears, from laughing so hard.
    quiffpornon August 30, 2005   Link
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    General Commentwell its true pearl harbor did suck major balls
    Thedon45on December 29, 2005   Link
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    General CommentFavorite!
    feel me loudon April 04, 2007   Link

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