No more yanky your wanky young man
Get hair on the palm of your hands
You think I'm going blind 'cause I do it all the time
A sin that I'll never understand
Everytime time the water runs
Everytime the wind blows
Even just a nipple on a dude
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do

The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!

Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom
But she never really ever understands
It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself
Unless you can do it with a friend
Standing in the shower
Lying on the bed
Thinking of Britney Spears in the nude
There's only one thing for an obsession
The single greatest thing that you can do

The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!

One cum for the ladies
For the girls that have gotta get a fix
Some cum with little boys
Some cum with little toys
they all be double clickin triple six

The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!
The stars are dirty for me
He's gotta wank it!
Inside the thoughts are dirty
He's gotta wank it!


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    General CommentHERE ARE THE LYRICS! IM SICK OF EVERY SITE ON THE INTERNET GETTING THE CHORUS WRONG!

    No more wanky your wanky young man
    Get hair on the palm of your hands
    You think I'm going blind 'cause I do it all the time
    A sin that I'll never understand
    Everytime time the water runs
    Everytime the wind blows
    Even just a nipple on a dude
    There's only one thing for an obsession
    The single greatest thing that you can do

    the boy's a dirty birdie,
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!
    the boy's a dirty birdie,
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!

    Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom
    But she never really ever understands
    It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself
    Unless you can do it with a friend
    Standing in the shower
    Lying on the bed
    Thinking of Britney Spears in the nude
    There's only one thing for an obsession
    The single greatest thing that you can do

    the boy's a dirty birdie,
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!
    the boy's a dirty birdie,
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!

    One cum for the ladies
    For the girls that have gotta get a fix
    Some cum with little boys
    Some cum with little toys
    they all be double clickin triple six
    (not sure about that line there)

    The boy's a dirty birdie,
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!
    The boy's a dirty birdie
    He's gotta wank it!
    Inside the thoughts are dirty
    He's gotta wank it!
    Music_Loveon January 18, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYAY FOR MASTURBATION.
    Nirvana In Mysticon March 30, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentLMFAO!!!! KICKASS SONG! OOYM DESERVE FAME!
    PainfulLullabyon May 11, 2005   Link

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