I need this, I need love, I need you
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way, yeah
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman..

I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around, you're right here, so you'll do
I wanna tell you much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true

Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way, yeah
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doin right now
All I ask is that you're a woman

And on Saturdays
When I've been partying hard
It's four in the morning
I'm on (?)
That's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

(Right now)
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way, yeah
Only a woman
Should be doin that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please, just be a woman
Just any old woman

...or a man


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    General CommentOkay, this song is really funny, sure but...anybody else ever stop to think--looking back on "Only a Woman," "This Side of Me," and "On Top Of You"--that Trey Parker is REALLY romantic and sweet?
    freethegoldfishon February 23, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song is incredibly funny! The way it parodies the way some straight guys go to great lengths to affirm their preference for women is just hilarious. And then right at the end after stressing so dramatically that only a woman will do he says 'or a man' in that typically DVDA voice.
    rockman_exeon December 03, 2007   Link

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