Yon: Okay, let's just set the scene in a hospital.
Scod: Mip... mip... mip...
Gatesy: Frankel the mouse is there, on the bed.
Scod: Mip... mip... mip...

Gatesy: I've forgotten everything,
In my little mouse-sized bin.
In a county hospital,
With a tiny bandage round my head.

Yon and Scod: You've just got a broken ankle,
Snap out of it, Frankel.

Scod: Images are coming back to me,
When I close my eyes I see.
How I got my injury,
'Cause I attempted beastiality.

Yon and Gatesy: Frankel, it's your past you're seeing,
You tried making love to a human being.

Tripod: Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
To be a world champion at frisbee.

Gatesy: (Playing air guitar) Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, ne-ne-ne-ne-nl...
Ne-ne-ne-ne-nl, neoww...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... two handed... nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl... there's usually a really self-indulgent Kirk Hammet solo...
Nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl-nl...

Scod: Yeah, but there's usually an instrument!
Gatesy: That's true, there is.

Yon: Now I'm back in walking therapy,
And they're saying, "Bend your knee, Katie, bend your knee".
But my name is not Katie,
And I'll never throw a fuckin' frisbee.

Gatesy and Scod: Luke Skywalker, look at him,
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb.

Tripod: Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
To be a world champion at frisbee.

Scod: Memories flying at me,
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring.
It's my future I see,
A lonely life of writing parking fines,
But life is fine.

Tripod: But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly,
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee.
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams,
'Cause anything is possible, you see...



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Frankel's Lament song meanings
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    General CommentHey! this song is the best, i can't believe no one has writen about it!!!!!!! i also have the recording of the Frankels Lament topics that people suggested. Tripod then came back in an hour with this song!!!!
    They included:-
    Frankel the mouse
    Prosthetic Limps
    Metallica (not to sure how to spell that one)
    Frisbee
    Parking fines
    Yellow Durex sperm keyring
    and Beastiality

    How good is that! They included all these in their 3min 56 sec song. Tripod ought to be congratulated!! clap clap clap.
    lauraismeon June 29, 2005   Link

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