"Smoothie King" as written by Jaret Ray Reddick and Zachary David Maloy....
She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about so I must not be gay
I'm a lunatic and she's my psychopath

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me we're not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine Dion
Air Supply
And now, me

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
(Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy 'cause I'm crazy about you
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you, yeah


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    General Commentthis is an awesome song.
    lost_ally_caton January 19, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI AM this girl, right now. This explains my relationship with this guy I've been with for a while. I think it's disproving what love songs say love is really like, and the stereotypes of what people think relationships should be like. Opposites attract, yes. And most of the time real soul mates, if you believe in such, are really so much alike and so different, and that's how love works. And people may think you're a weird couple, but they don't understand love as is and how it works. Fairy tales don't work that way. There's not always happy endings to the story (especially if you've read any of Grimm's fairy tales). Love songs are more of an exaggeration of what people think real love is like.
    geishakitten69on February 05, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthis song totally speaks the truth....everyone tries so hard to prove they're in love but then there are people, like the ones in this song, who are simply in love and can make fun of anyone!
    daughterofdarknesson January 29, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is pretty much about me and a girl i've been talking to for awhile now. The relationship is so perfect but it's not perfect like all the movies and songs say, it's perfect in it's own way. Our own way.
    the7upguyon February 17, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"She's my lunatic and I'm her psychopath"

    I love it. :)
    Smittyon April 24, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI love this song. Its so paradoxically romantic. Its about the ridiculous, sparkly, happily-ever-after definitions of love that we subject ourselves to, and the acknowledgement that we're all screwed up and real love is what you make it to be.

    "and all this only matters if we listen anyway."..."You're crazy and I'm crazy about you."
    avanduyneon December 17, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song strikes a chord with me, I've been told that my partner and I don't have a conventional relationship. People don't understand our dynamics sometimes but it works for us, we're happy and that's all that matters.
    Syrioniaon March 27, 2008   Link

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