"Ass Like That" as written by Mark Christopher Batson, Marshall B. Iii Mathers, Michael A. Elizondo, Andre Romell Young and Che J. Pope....
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door but I don't think I'mma answer
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Please, I'm a human being!
I have needs! I'm NOT done, not 'til I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer! I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I'm sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
Doing doing doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper's zipped!
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee Wee Herman, this movie's PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh
Cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain't never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying 'freeze!': doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, 'freeze'? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word 'pee-pee'
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an - ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain't never seen a - ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The fuck is wrong with you?
Ha!


Lyrics submitted by NaMTaR

"Ass Like That" as written by Che Pope Andre Young

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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  • +2
    General CommentI'm not a Eminem fan, but holy shit I laughed my ass off reading those lyrics!

    [Dre]
    What the fuck is wrong with you?!

    lol.
    Eatcarpeton January 17, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Commentwhy does eminem waste his talent on songs like this?
    mikeon November 16, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthat's a good song...by the way he's dissing Triumph the Insult comic dog because of his song "I keed"
    NaMTaRon November 16, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General CommentUh, I think he's dissing Triumph because of how he embarrassed him at that MTV awards show, much more than for his "I Keed" song.
    Theo Reoon November 17, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthaha! no one can piss people off and get away with it like eminem!
    tuviaon November 23, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is hilarious
    Ashleigh9169on November 20, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahaha, i love this song. its so damn funny
    RuebenP70on November 22, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is ok but i agree with mike, he shouldn't be wasting his time on songs like this.
    xdonkeyxon November 27, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti think its hilarious!!!
    SlimShady22on November 28, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti dont think em is making fun of triumph he is more or less compromising with him, em relized the fact that " I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
    And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand " and that is true, this song is an encore to i keed, the whole song wut em says is on our minds he is just here to say it, he is complimenting the puppeteer behind triumph bcuz he realized using the puppet would avoid lots of contreersy, that em always finds himself in. and plus this song is sooo f** funny. the arnold ppart cracks me up, who doesnt say "git to d choppa" funny funny stuff
    paco1236on December 01, 2004   Link

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