I ain't one for poetry, aint one for prose,
aint one for the scent of a spring time rose
but there is one fact that I do know, I sure get a kick outta that Beavis and Butthead show
Doo doo doo doo
day I turn my T.V. on what is it I do see,
two crazy ass cartoon sons of bitches starin' on back at me
'said what the hell is this Ler, 'said "boy dont you know, the whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butthead show"
Talked about couch fishin, now I can go for that, I could go for frog baseball, but be inclined to use a cat
On comedy I'm a stooges man, I like larry, curly and moe but now and then I get a chuckle watchin' that Beavis and Butthead show
Doo doo doo doo
Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band.
They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.
Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me.
If i had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/dc.

I ain't nothing special, i'm your average kinda man.
I like a frosted barley pop and i drink 'em outta the can!
I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.
I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows.
Doo doo doo doo
Butthead: "hey beavis..."
Beavis: "what?"
Butthead: "i was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."
Beavis: "yeah, i'm gonna try that."
Butthead: "tv is cool..."
Beavis: "yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah..."
Butthead: "hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500
channels.
That's gonna be cool."
Beavis: "really? that would be cool."
Butthead: "you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the
channels didn't suck."
Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the
other...um...
Three hundred and twenty-seven?"
Butthead: "because, you know all those tv shows that suck? it's like, you gotta
put them
Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
Beavis: "yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!"



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  • +2
    General CommentIt's about Beavis and Butthead, but can also be taken as satire of a regular, kinda ignorant, American man.
    bugmenoton December 13, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti hope they make a new album and this could be the extra song.
    Russianon May 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBascially a typical one then ;).
    JAStewarton February 01, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThe Beavis and Butthead Experience CD is the first CD I ever purchased. I still have it too.
    kmk_natashaon February 18, 2005   Link

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