When I Was A Young Gnome
A Pair Of Cut Purses Cornered Me Behind The Inn

Oh, I'm Only A 5th Grader
Oh God, Horus Get Back

With Charisma Low, I Reached Into My Bag Of Holding
It Was Time, It Was My Turn

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A

Thought I Was Not Large, Even For A Gnome
I Was Confident I Could Ward Off The Attacker

Oh, He's Only A Dog
Oh God, Let Go Of Him

With My Dog Hours In The Clutches Of Murderous Friends
I Had To Act Quickly So I Began

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A, And A

A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A Stick (4x)
A Feather, A Lump Of Coal, And A


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    Holy hell.... I love this song.

    ScatterFoxon April 08, 2007   Link

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