Everyone needs a favorite food,
Unfortunately yetis are separated indefinitely from theirs.
Thankfully, every ten years,
We spend hard earned, placed in stripper’s underwear,
Government dollars.
Popeye clones are anti-liposuction with spinach,
Wiped of their memories, and sent into the hills.
There they are torn open in the manner befitting a cooked lobster.
When yetis get their fill of spinach,
It means no blue, pixilated skier fatalities will occur.
Unless we piss off the yetis by tracking them,
With video cameras and shooting them with tranquilizer darts.

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Yeti Love Spinach Long Time song meanings
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    General CommentFrom an official source I found the following hidden message within this song:

    -Yeti = A.Reaper(vocalist)
    -Spinach = Girl
    - Blue, Pixilated skier = Young boy

    If the 'Yeti' doesnt get some 'spinach' he will rape the little boy.
    BjornValoon May 01, 2005   Link

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