"Secret" as written by and Dallas L Austin Dallas Austin....
There's something I know that no one else does.
You want me to tell you what it is?
But if I did that then it wouldn't be a secret.

I gotta move my body tonight
I'm gonna go dancing
Dreaming 'bout the nights at the club
The Fun and romancing

Mommy sees the look in my eye
She can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why
But he can tell something's different

I've got a secret, my own little secret.
No one knows my secret, cuz it's a secret
Shhh... don't tell. shhh... don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low
As I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And I'm feeling so free nothing hanging from me
While the bass hits stronger I'm a half an inch longer

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking

Music is filling my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile maybe he knows
I hear whispers to my left and my right all over the party
I'm the superstar of the night I did something naughty

I gave myself a hair cut. Don't tell
I'd like to tell you where but. Don't tell
I've got a secret, Don't tell
It's my own little secret. Don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And I feel so special and beyond beautiful
As I reached down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
And if I find scissors I'll trim my friend Richy

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking

I can wear my pants extra low tonight

My secret's getting out of control, it's bursting outta me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trimmed my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cuz when my shrub is short and tight, my piggy will get long

I had a secret, don't tell
But now you know my secret, don't tell
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell
To emphasize my bare nuts
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking


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    General CommentFunniest Song on album, The Amazing Willy Wanker is 2nd. Best Skits are Sid & Alex, Gay Robot, The Boss and the Secretary, and Newlyweds, Sleepyheads.
    DuTcHoVeNon October 19, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis song is aweomse! But Adam disappointed me with this cd..it sucked! Way too preverted. Secret is fun and Gay Robot is priceless---donzo!
    SaveMoeon December 14, 2004   Link

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