"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TWO GOLD FRONT TEEF" as written by and Donald Yetter Gardner....
[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

[Chorus]

When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."

[Chorus]

I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people laugh is the best gift I know
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar smile like Master be
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me

[Chorus: x2]

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas


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"All I Want for Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef" as written by Donald Yetter Gardner

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