i got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,
it's d&d!
fighting with the legends of yore.
it's d&d!
never kissed lady before (nope).
now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool,
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

no we're not
i know

now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
i rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,
its d&d...wait...

youve got a girlfriend?
yeah. yeah...no.

its d&d!
warriors that terrify.
its d&d!
virgins til the day we...

1,2,3,4!

die!



Lyrics submitted by tjwells

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  • +2
    General Commentamazing song. Here's the missing lyrics. . .

    'The Craig Machine' version:
    Well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?

    You guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as I?
    See you're in mortal danger, I'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
    And if that doesn't scare ya maybe I should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
    Next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
    I've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
    So if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, I'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
    And I will leave you both in tears cause I'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.


    'Live at the El Rey' version:
    well my mid evil brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll at the die?

    now listen to my words, you guys are fucking nerds
    i'd rather stick that sword in my eye
    you're not a warrior strong, your fucking wand is a bong
    theres no such thing as a gnome or a sprite

    We put a spell on the!

    you guys are too much for me, haha. .ha. .ha....

    That's what yo momma said last night!
    i enjoy waffleson November 29, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThere's quite a chunk missing from the lyrics.


    Song is awesome.
    ampliveon August 21, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentrofl this is me... this song is so me its not even funny... only diff is i dont play D&D... i play EQ, and WoW, and SWG... rofl... VIRGINS.... TIL THE DAY.. WeeeEEEEeeeEee.... DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Eclipsuson April 23, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentLOL me too.. ive played D&D but not with the dice.. EQ/WoW
    Fayyton March 20, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment^



    Wow. That's impressive.
    mistermonsteron April 15, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthahaha bring the thunder.

    *ding!*
    notetoself8on April 21, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHis funniest song...Stephen Lynch rocks.
    OpinionHeadon June 21, 2007   Link

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