I don't give a shit where you are from
The valley, some desert or Kingdom Come
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB

First things first, where do I start?
A sweet V-dub bus might be smart
You read it in some surf magazine
So you all wind up in HB

Surf's up asshole
Men in tight suits
Surf's up asshole
Sure look cute

The wax, the chicks, I've seen Blue Crush
Gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus
It's nice to have someone think for me
That's why I now live in HB

A tattoo, a goatee, a wallet chain
Every single asshole looks the same
A robot producing factory
And it all points down to HB

Surf's up asshole
Every single bitch
Surf's up asshole
Big big tits

Expensive tits

What a drag, there in the break
It smells familiar and it's smeared on my face
What do I do? I had to think
Is that the fuckin' shit that I took last week?

I swam ashore, I could not breathe
Fuck, I stepped on a needle and got HIV
While the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs
The brown breaks of Huntington Beach

Surf's up asshole

The seas are polluted with medical waste
And on the 4th of July I got sprayed with mace
But I got a bro deal on a stick you see
That's the way it goes in HB

That's the way it goes asshole




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    General CommentHilarious
    gofuckyourselfon April 22, 2006   Link
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    General CommentFuck you stupid rollerbladers I hate when you faggots are in my way at the skatepark.
    Punkfunkbuzzon June 24, 2009   Link
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    General CommentOh this doesn't have the original recording lyric.. before the song starts he says

    "See, I'm one with the waves where ass my wifes tits are one with her knees."
    Punkfunkbuzzon June 24, 2009   Link
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    General CommentQuite right punkfuzzbuzz, and it doesn't have the stuff afterwards either that I don't quite remember.

    As for the meaning, has anyone been to HB, bunch of posers and clones. Oh boy.
    buzzboyon November 19, 2009   Link

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