Prelude:
And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else.
In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look. With any
computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.

[Chorus]
MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
but he dosen't tour so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his lines
[Repeat 1x]

I spell word with a three, name's MC
Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/Cs
Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies as long as they 18
I got bling up the ying, a plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
The strobe light explodes white as I step on the floor
The bar keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
Weak MCs decompose, 'cause they know I can flow
Like Wessel comma Zam through Corruscant corridors
Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
Like 90210 it's filled with the word "bro"
Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

[Chorus]

I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
I'm what's left of the lithium in Cobain's cranium
I fill Whimbley Stadium
I'm once-bitten, twice-shy call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashykk, I roll three Jedis deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
There's no need to beleive, in the heat that I keep
The squares that I [bleep], or the heiresses I freak
It's embarrassing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes,
Blowin' up makin' cream, I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream I get red, I get mean
Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
I am just a cartoon-making rapper, you think that I'm lying
Everyone bust a move like it is a rave in Zion
My self-aggrandizing and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hessman
Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo
I just let the rap game out of a choke hold.

[Chorus]


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    General Comment-"other rappers flow weak like window unit a/c's"
    one of my fav lines in any song ever
    -it doesnt say "fucked", it actually bleeps, and I think thats on purpose, not censorship the rhyme is believe, keep, bleep, freak...
    -"fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins"

    Really great song, one of the best off Eating's Not Cheating
    haunter259on January 22, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHere is my version of the song. I believe it be about 99% accurate:

    [Intro]

    And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else. In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look, with any computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.. testing itself...

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

    [Verse 1]

    I spell word with the three names MC
    Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/C's
    Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
    I love all the ladies as long as they 18
    I got bling up the ying
    A plethora of Porsches
    I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
    Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
    Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
    The strobe light explodes white
    As I step on the floor
    The bar-keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
    Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow
    Like Wessel comma Zam
    Through Corruscant corridors
    Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
    Like 90210 is filled with the word "bro"
    Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go
    These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

    [Verse 2]

    I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
    I'm what's left of the lithium in Kobain's cranium
    I fill Whimbley Stadium
    I'm once-bitten, twice-shy, call it pyromania
    When I roll up in Kashykkk, I roll three Jedi's deep
    The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
    There's no need to believe, in the heat that I keep
    the swears that I *bleep*, or the heiresses I freak
    It's embarrasing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
    D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes, blowin up makin' creme
    I am just like Howard Dean; when I scream I get red - I get mean
    Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
    Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
    I am just a cartoon makin' rapper, you think that I'm lying?
    Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
    My self-aggrandizing, and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
    Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hefner
    Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo
    I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...
    AlkalineArmyon January 25, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHere is my version of the song. I believe it be about 99% accurate:

    [Intro]

    And the best thing about what you see here, is that everything works with everything else. In other words, it's a system. With a system it's no big deal to use. Look, with any computer you have to learn a few new things. See, it's testing itself.. testing itself...

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

    [Verse 1]

    I spell word with the three names MC
    Other rappers flow weak like window unit A/C's
    Latinas on my penis, Japanese on they knees
    I love all the ladies as long as they 18
    I got bling up the ying
    A plethora of Porsches
    I'll say anything cause my mouth is remorseless
    Even the Source says my hip hop's a vortex,
    Leave horse heads on door steps, my mic checks cost Corvettes
    The strobe light explodes white
    As I step on the floor
    The bar-keep knows the code so he throws me a Stroh's
    Weak MCs decompose, cause they know I can flow
    Like Wessel comma Zam
    Through Corruscant corridors
    Humidor filled with Stoges, filled with 'dro
    Like 90210 is filled with the word "bro"
    Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go
    These amateurs got catheters I'm all about prose by pros

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...

    [Verse 2]

    I'm lit like a Branch Davidian
    I'm what's left of the lithium in Kobain's cranium
    I fill Whimbley Stadium
    I'm once-bitten, twice-shy, call it pyromania
    When I roll up in Kashykkk, I roll three Jedi's deep
    The fleet of peeps that I creep all got vests underneath
    There's no need to believe, in the heat that I keep
    the swears that I *bleep*, or the heiresses I freak
    It's embarrasing to me, I'm like kerosene it seems
    D-R-E-W-B with incendiary schemes, blowin up makin' creme
    I am just like Howard Dean; when I scream I get red - I get mean
    Can't believe you be buyin' what I be shuckin' and jivin'
    Fuck it if I am the next big thing with promotional tie-ins
    I am just a cartoon makin' rapper, you think that I'm lying?
    Everybody bust a move like it is that rave in Zion
    My self-aggrandizing, and deprecation keeps 'em guessing
    Call me venus fly trap 'cause my DJ's Howard Hefner
    Word 'em up yo, word 'em up yo
    I just let the rap game out of a choke hold

    [Chorus]

    mc chris ownz
    I wanna go to an mc chris show
    but he doesn't tour so in the meantime
    I'm gonna memorize all of his ryhmes... his ryhmes... his ryhmes...
    AlkalineArmyon January 25, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhoops, sorry about the double post.
    AlkalineArmyon January 25, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI made most of your changes. Thanks for all those Star Wars references, I never would have picked them up in a million years.

    "Fuck the lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go" - I left mine the same, since Google turned up nothing for "lexicon of octagons" and all of Chris' other references were real things.

    And what exactly is "Drewb"?
    tsigoon March 02, 2005   Link
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    General CommentIm guessing DrewB is a reference to Drew Berrymore.. even though that doesnt make too much sense in this song. But he mentions her in Fuckin' Up My Christmas

    "My best parts the top like a Drew Berry Muffin"
    haunter259on March 04, 2005   Link
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    General Comment"lexicon of octagons, I'm all about go"
    It refers to a stop sign.
    ThenAimlesson April 27, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThenAimless: Nice, clever.
    tsigoon May 06, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI think the prelude is actually: "And the best thing about what you see here is that everything works with everything else. In other words, it's a system. But a system that's no big deal to use. Look, with any computer you have to learn a few new things. See, that's testing itself."

    I'm pretty sure this was said by Alan Alda in an old Atari computer commercial. I did find a commercial where he was promoting a Atari computer, but that wasn't said. Though I'm 99% sure that's Alan Alda.
    DannyMacon February 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI'm almost positive the D-R-E-W B. part is a reference to Firestarter, starring Drew Barrymore. Fits in nicely with the lyrics.
    ryagraon June 03, 2006   Link

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