Don't ever take away from me my pornography
We obviously don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read

Don't try to take away from me
My right to privacy what I
Do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way I'm going through life
Having vanilla sex

The government's trying to get in
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal
Why do we have to be twenty one
Are you afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom
Why do you want to know how I screw
It seems to me you've got nothing better
To do.


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Vanilla Sex Lyrics as written by Mike Burkett

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    This is a cover of a NOFX song, available on the NOFX/Rancid split ep.

    punker_rockeron December 29, 2004   Link
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    this song is about sensorship from the government, trying to sensor sex which for some reasons everyones obsessed with sensoring in america.

    anyway this is one of the best songs from the nofx/rancid split cd

    Logan55on February 14, 2005   Link
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    i wonder, is there such a thing as strawberry sex and chocoalte sex as well?

    well whatever, the rancid cover is so much better than nofx's original.

    candyGon August 09, 2007   Link
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    I like rancid better than NOFX too. the cover of bob is wicked good. and the NOFX cover of radio sucked. my opinion anyways.

    nat leehunni4667on May 27, 2008   Link
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    Nice cover including the neat Dope Sick Girl riff. Mike's voice wasn't that good yet on S&M airlines and Lars is a great singer, therefore it's one of the very few cover songs I like more than the original.

    Punkfather666on June 20, 2009   Link

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