This song was originally written by a guy called Peter Gutteridge. He was one of the founders of the "Dunedin Sound" a musical scene in the south of New Zealand in the early 80s. From there it was covered by "The Clean" one of the early bands of that scene (he had originally been a member of in it's early days, writing a couple of their best early songs). The Dunedin sound, and the Clean became popular on american college radio in the mid to late 80s. I guess Yo La Tengo heard that version.
Great version of a great song,
Get down on all fours,
Open your back door,
Don't it feel so good,
With a lady and a dude,
Boy get in the center,
She'll take off your sweater,
I'll take down your panties,
Dress you all in leather.
I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine.
"Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick,
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick!"
I'm such a slut I've tried everything.
I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King.
"That ain't shit compared to what I've done,
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun!"
So I got a idea, little boys listen here:
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla.
We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon.
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'.
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due,
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw!
Two cocks one poosy,
All three pretty juicy
More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy.
Your mama looks like Tina Yothers
But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers
We'll take turns givin' ya head
You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread.
Stick your dick up in my coochie,
I never thought I'd feel so bougie
I'll shove my nipples into your eyes,
While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise!
I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait
I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait
Playin' this game me and you together
Dress him all up like a daddy of leather.
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!
"Oooh this dick tastes like shit."
LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!
"Oooh this clit makes me sick"
LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!!
Open your back door,
Don't it feel so good,
With a lady and a dude,
Boy get in the center,
She'll take off your sweater,
I'll take down your panties,
Dress you all in leather.
I had a fantasy since I was nine
'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine.
"Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick,
Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick!"
I'm such a slut I've tried everything.
I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King.
"That ain't shit compared to what I've done,
Once jacked off in a hot dog bun!"
So I got a idea, little boys listen here:
Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla.
We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon.
It's your ass that we'll be munchin'.
Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst
Damn my dick is about to burst
Boy I know that your homework is due,
But me and Chunx hella wanna screw!
Two cocks one poosy,
All three pretty juicy
More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy.
Your mama looks like Tina Yothers
But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers
We'll take turns givin' ya head
You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread.
Stick your dick up in my coochie,
I never thought I'd feel so bougie
I'll shove my nipples into your eyes,
While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise!
I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait
I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait
Playin' this game me and you together
Dress him all up like a daddy of leather.
Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream
It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!
"Oooh this dick tastes like shit."
LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!!!
"Oooh this clit makes me sick"
LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!!
Lyrics submitted by LuckyMonkey
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OKey like, there's a threesome, and then Chunx and Hunx kind of fight during their threesome sex, and it's called a double decker cause there's three of them......... and what Gravy Train!!!! Song is complete with sexual food referances, as well as insulting commentary!
I also noticed, at the end, it sounds a bit like the song, "no respect".
i love this song.
hahaha.its called double decker...cause of the lettuce and sourcream i think. i duno,great song though.
me and my friend endea feel like this at times, i love them, they are so ridiculas, it's hilarious!!!!i love hunx!!!!
Never fails to make me extremely happy.
Oooh this clit's MAKIN' ME SIIICK!!!!