"Bitchin' Camaro" as written by and Joseph Genaro Dean Sabatino....
Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I don't know
Well, uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore
Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

What ya gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know
Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts
Don't forget your Motley Crüe T-shirt!
You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

Uh-huh
Can't wait to go down, hey, uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink
Ah, cool

Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?
My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship
Wow
Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this

Love me two times, baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times, girl
'Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times, baby
Once for tomorrow
Once cause I got AIDS

Uh, pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there
I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that, the important thing here (you mean the People's Court!)
The- no, that's another story
The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore
Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
Funny you should ask, I've got a car now

Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas
You're kidding
I must be, the Bahamas are islands- okay, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is
Uh, uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I ran over my neighbors
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro
With no insurance to match
So if I happen to run you down
Please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady
One night at the county fair
And I didn't get arrested
Because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Donuts on your lawn
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids
They all spit and cuss
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And they have to ride the bus

So you'd better get out of my way
When I come through your yard
'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro
And an Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
Hey man where ya headed?
Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro
I don't want unleaded!


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"Bitchin’ Camaro" as written by Dean Sabatino David Schulthise

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  • +2
    General CommentThe line above that reads:

    "So if you happen to run me down, please don't leave a scratch."

    Should say:

    So if I happen to run YOU down, please don't leave a scratch.

    which is funnier.
    monster36604on January 19, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThere was actually a Doors cover band called Crystal Ship that would play on the Jersey Shore in the 70s and 80s.
    Fusillion August 28, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentNo one mentions how funny it is that Joe and Rod SWITCH places!! First it's Joe who is goin' down to the shore. Then Rod asks Joe to ask Rod how HE is getting down there....aww you know what i mean...
    eddiebon January 24, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song :)
    I can't believe I'm the first to say anything about it...
    Well, to me this song just means a bunch of meaningless summer afternoons with my friends, just hanging out....the good ol' days :)
    smallthoughtson October 11, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General Commentone of the funniest songs ever written, and it has a kick-ass beat to boot, i remember the first time i heard this song back in the '80's and i thought WTF was that? An ironic look at a priveleged punk's arrogant attitude. Loved how they inserted the line 'Tony Orlando and Dawn' simply because it rhymed.
    tpsullyon January 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentmost awesomest song in the whole world. ever.
    hoydenon March 01, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAnd there are many different openings to the song, a couple of which have been recorded, but who knows how many they have done total.
    TonyInPortlandon April 16, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song, Im surprised more people havent commented on it.
    ifoundyourstaron December 24, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commenttheres not much to say about this song other than it's about dumb and careless rich kids who are still aware of their faults lyrically (including the intro) and kick ass sounding musically.
    Cyrus_and_Jeffon September 13, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"I must be, the Bahamas are islands."

    I love that line.

    kickass song, by the way.
    The_St._Jimmyon January 17, 2007   Link

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