"Mr. Richard Smoker" as written by and Michael Melchiondo....
Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo bow!

Mister Richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Mister Richard smoker, you're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
Smoking menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Smoke!

You eat dark meat
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!

Mister richard smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' in your buster browns
Whirlin' to the techno sounds
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick

Mister Richard smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will pick you up at ten
Goin' out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, yeah!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, smoke!
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!


Lyrics submitted by ValIsAllThat

"Mister Richard Smoker" as written by Aaron Freeman Michael Melchiondo

Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Downtown Music Publishing

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    General CommentOr it could be "You eat dark meat"
    ValIsAllThaton April 19, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIt's definitely Dark Meat.
    Dog meat....pffft
    IHateMidgetson November 18, 2004   Link
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    General CommentDick Smoker
    heckleron March 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentNo... It's definitely "dog meat."
    majestikmoose9on September 25, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI thought it was dark meet too, but I don't know now. :(
    Sapphicon January 12, 2007   Link
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    General CommentSuper catchy, racist song about a black gay dude (not asian, as dick shivers suggested).

    Runs through black stereotypes such as smoking menthols, eating dark meat (they very clearly say DARK meat, not DOG meat. they land pretty hard on the R in the word), drinking cognac (hennessey seems to be the favorite of most black rappers).

    The gay references are pretty blaring and don't need much explaining. I love this band, but sometimes their lyrics are bafflingly offensive and immature.
    sawbones420on September 08, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song is about a guy who likes to suck on other guys' dongs, he also likes to do stimulants (cocaine, meth, coffee, etc.)
    bongweed420on August 15, 2008   Link
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    General Commentit could be about black people. the whole 'menthols' and 'little boys on crystal meth' does sound like stereotypical black things. i didnt even think about it until i read the other comments.
    i always thought it was of a guy that Deaner or Gener thought was a huge cocksucker. a guy thats the epitome of a dick smoker. Mr. Richard Smoker...
    MrPsychoon August 31, 2009   Link
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    General Comment"DARK meat". No question. Richard Smoker is a wealthy gay man who likes to party and have gay sex with boys. A real clear song.
    GTonyon September 17, 2010   Link
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    General CommentDid you notice the title? " Mister Richard Smoker " it is probably a polite way of saying " Mister Dick Sucker " but the thing is obviously it isn't the persons name it sounds to me like the person singing this song is insulting someone I mean do you notice how it seems like when he saying things like " you eat dark meat " or " you smoke big dick" it obviously not a narrative about a gay person based on how he the singer is always saying " you " as in " you suck " basically an insult did anyone else notice the line " tonight we'll tango in the streets " I am pretty sure the narrator wants to fight this guy you see other expressions like that " do you wanna dance, then let's dance " it sounds to me the narrator met a guy he was a huge dick so he is insulting him and wants to fight him
    ernieball3645on August 31, 2013   Link

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