"Your Mother's Got A Penis" as written by Chris Mosdell, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Rhys Hutchings and John Rutledge....
That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.

I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of females but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member head and in her garms.

She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.

I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.

It was purely accidentally because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, see'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.

And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.

I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, see'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, see'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.


Lyrics submitted by cbennett

"Your Mother's Got a Penis" as written by John Edward Rutledge Chris Mosdell

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    General CommentThis song is absolutely awesome, I couldn't stopping laughing when I first heard it. When the synth kicked in I just cracked up. Good beat too.
    ReActoron June 19, 2004   Link
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    General CommentYou knows it clart!
    xIxheartxEmoon November 25, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIn case anyone's wondering, the sample is 'Behind The Mask' by Eric Clapton and it's infinately better than this piece of shit
    luke_vertiison February 09, 2005   Link
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    General Comment^^^ whatever mate - this song is safe as fuck and you knows it
    hybridkidon February 10, 2005   Link
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    General CommentOn the face of it this song seems to be a comedic piss take

    however i would ask you to search for the deeper meaning, inside yourself.

    The song represents a broken family, a one parent family a single mother to be precise
    the mother must play the role of both mother and father and hence is represented as having a metaphorical "penis" as shown in the line "Your mother's got a penis"
    with reference to the following line "Take your mother to the doctors 'cos her frontbum's wrecked' this "frontbum" is her life and how it has been tormented by not only society but by the government and its tendency to look down upon those underpriveleged. the "doctor" being Michael Howard who is famously also a doctor this represents the glc's favour for the conservative party.
    'She walks around proud with a short dress on" her desperate attempts to make enough money to make ends meet through prostitution with no help from the current labour government she is driven to lower her moral standards obviously the conservative prejudice shows through but this id due to the large and very public donation from the conservative party to goldie looki' chains record company

    as always the rest speaks for itself
    GoGs_RaMmS+eInon March 01, 2005   Link
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    General Commentyo man, fokin newport styleee you fokin knows it!!
    Fuct_hahaon May 17, 2006   Link
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    General Commentlol @ GoGs RaMmS+eIn
    NumberJunkieon January 11, 2007   Link

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