"How Peculiar" as written by Robert Peter Williams and Guy Antony Chambers....
I am all of the above babe
Johnny long strokes to the grave
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle

Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it, then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want

I haven't got a clue what to do with you
I need for you to love me so much
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush

How peculiar

Bend your long legs against the sofa
In the Dorchester you can get your All Bran
I'm not into hard sports

Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am I going to do with this crush
Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush

How peculiar

Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
How peculiar

I am all of the above man
I have what you want man
If you want me here I am
Come and get it baby

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"How Peculiar" as written by Robert Peter Williams Guy Antony Chambers

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    General CommentHee, this song is diiirty. !
    ObsceneFairyon December 21, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI've just seen "The Robbie Williams Show" DVD and he explained that he wrote this song about a woman that made him behave like he was 7 years old. When he was around her, he just talked nonsense, so I guess that explains the randomness of these lyrics. He said he was kind of obsessed with her and that at the end they slept together, of course.
    I don't like it that much, tough, I don't find it that funny and I don't like his voice in this one, but it's ok I guess.
    Gabigson April 15, 2006   Link
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    General Commenthe said the song is sayin your great rob and that sounds big headed but he is trying to say that he feels 7 and he wants to go out with her.
    sammie-louon April 22, 2007   Link
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    General Commentgabigs: about that thing from a 7 year old..its real. He wrote that song for me. Robbie and I were one..i have a connection with him true dreams, feelings etc. I always see rob as a 10 year old (7 is to young robbie) Ufcours robbie is older as me but the timelines now go to one point. Please read rob's lyrics and you will notice that he is a sort of child/fallen angel. There is many many more but i wont write it down here. About that sex: robbie just wants a afterlife

    just wanted to say that robbie is more different then you think..and about that obsession..we have 1 soul split in half so everything rob does, do i feel in my heart..and the other way. not as fun as it sounds though i really have that conncetion to just him. the fun thing is i knew him before he was famous and he looks like me while i live in another country. Anyway wanted to clear some things up, don't judge him (or me) its not as cool as you think..
    ps he is not around anymore..he's on the red 5
    iris10on July 18, 2007   Link
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    General Commenthe wrote this song about Nicole Kidman, apparently :)

    it's one of my favourites from the Escapology album.
    touchedarlingon March 14, 2009   Link

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