Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store

Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like-TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Enchino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stufl
It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like so BITCHEN..,

On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT...
Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah right, HURT ME. HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY'
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE'
I'm sure!

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay. fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet'n pure
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like... (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes., oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know.
I was like really embarassed...

Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT' (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl

Hi!
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh .
I know (Valley Girl)
It's like ...
I do not talk funny ...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
They're so gross ..
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, ó know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE. .
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like ÐÀÑ-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it's like somebody e/ses food, y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's like really nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am SURE
TOTALLY .



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    General CommentFrank Zappa wrote the song and woke up his daughter Moon Unit in the middle of the night to be a part of the recording. She add libbed all her lines but zappa still wrote the rest of the song.

    The point of the song was to make fun of the shallowness and stupidy of the whole valley girl culture and everyone involved in it. Whern the song was released to the public it was incredibaly misunderstood (much like Zappa was for his entire career.)

    Frank Zappa is a musical genious and one of the greatest guitar players of all time.
    Billcoton June 23, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI LOVE this song. But I want to know what some of this translates to. Like, does bu-fu mean what I think it means?

    I definitely dig the "He's like, bag your face, I'm sure!" part.

    I heard the girl in this song is the dude's daughter and the song was inspired by the way his daughter actually spoke. I like to think they just taped her talking, without her knowing, so I can imagine her actually using some of this in conversation.
    kaleidoscopeeyes8on April 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFrank's daughter Moon Unit does vocals on it - but she obviously didn't ACTUALLY speak like that... he'd probably disown her or something. :P

    The whole point was to parody "Valspeak", but ironically the song actually popularized it even more...
    Richaodon September 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentMoon Unit wrote the song. He wasn't inspired by her. She wrote it to make fun of the Valley Girls. And Kaleidoscopeeyes8 or whatever..."Dude" is not a good way to refer to THE FRANK ZAPPA.
    IMarrydDaveGrohlon March 31, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song, Moon Unit conveys a universal caricature of all spoilt teenage girls across the globe...Not just the ones that come from the San Fernando valley.
    barnaby104on March 01, 2017   Link

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