Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat – it’s gonna bite back

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!

Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you want to burn in that ‘roid
We’ll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
All Systems Go!
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!

Jalapeño, habañero
Burning all yo’ hair down there-o
Picinu, vindaloo
They’re gonna getcha, they’re gonna getcha, too

You know those red things in the Kung Pao
Don’t say I didn’t warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy
And it’s time to countdown!

Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
Houston, we have a problem…
Blast Off at Cape Canaveral
4-3-2-1 Blast Off!




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    General CommentPretty funny song about how chili (and other assorted spicy foods) gives you the runs. Unsure of why they used Cape Canaveral in particular, but I'm sure you pick up on the metaphor.
    virtk0son January 25, 2005   Link
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    General Commenti enjoy the line 'Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
    Unless you want to burn in that roid'

    I think milo is a biochemist so he might have experience in that stuff.

    kevins514on March 09, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI had no idea what this song was about until I listened to it with headphones on the way to school today. Then I just started cracking up.
    Tig45on December 17, 2012   Link
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    Song MeaningThe best song ever about diarrhea.
    ninterdon March 09, 2014   Link

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