"The Centaur" as written by and Richard Terfry....
Most people are curious
Some want to get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They want to have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my big dick because I'm the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'Cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some want to get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down


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"The Centaur" as written by Richard Terfry

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    General Commentwhy arent there any comments for ANY of his songs??

    this one is simple, he has a big wee-wee but no one to love him, they just want sex.
    RealFnShowon April 21, 2004   Link
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    General Commentyeah, there should be more comments.

    this is my favourite song from buck 65, probably because it's the first one i heard. but it's hillarious, heh.

    also, i like the way he rhymes.. really simple, but also really catchy. and the fact that he does everything by himself (beats, scratches ..) .. he's great.
    strange famouson June 05, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is about celebrities and how rotten paparazzi journalists care way too much about their personal lives.
    Mr. Shiveron July 07, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti dont think this song has any sort of metaphorical value..i think it sjust a blunt, funny song to listen to..a centaur with one hell of a cock. *shrugs* aint much more else to it haha
    CoryChaboton March 19, 2007   Link
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    General CommentBut nobody listens because my cock is so big
    And the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it


    Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
    All they care about is my big dick because I'm the centaur

    funny shit. Not a big fan of 65, but this song is dope. I like the sample at the beginning. A friend of mine can juggle that beat into the theme to StarWars. Can only be done on tables though
    convinceon December 03, 2008   Link

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