I've got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
I've got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!
To each and every girl
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Yeah!
Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.
Each and every girl.
To a-all of your girls
O-oooh.
I've got a boner
O-oooh
For Christmas


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    General Commenttis the season. furiggin brilliant, a song that says what happens to every boy at christmas, that almost everyboy is otherwise afraid to say. gotta love this humor
    kamakazicopiloton January 07, 2005   Link
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    General Commentthats what puts nerf herder among the greatest bands
    kamakazicopiloton January 07, 2005   Link

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