Q: If the aunt had balls she would be?
A: Uh, the uncle.

Q: And in more trouble than?
A: A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide in
Or some hide to cover the hole.

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and other lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.


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