Dear Mr. So and So
Wait until it's over
Nothing is King now
and Nothing's getting older

That jerk lives like
a missile with
his pecker [in] one hand and
his pooper [in the] other

What about the paperwork
- bowels working overtime
Feed the faxes apple dumplings
- pay that fucker overtime

hey there bossman
- fickle fucker
hey there bossman
- fickle fucker buy me dinner

Lyrics submitted by rjbucs28

The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office song meanings
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    General Commentbest songtitle ever!

    i don't know if there is any sense in discussing locust-lyrics...
    rise_from_ruinon October 12, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI'm not so sure I understand the lyrics, but I'd say this song is about hating your boss
    iamthenightstarson July 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthe best song title on plague soundscapes, and that's saying something.

    Great song. :D
    AK-47on June 28, 2007   Link
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    General Commentits just making fun of buisness men...

    but yea, one of the best song titles ever...
    deadcow666on August 11, 2007   Link

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