Everyday I add to the list of people
who can kiss my ass
and imagine Mr. W
sucking the fuck out of it.

What is your astrological sign?
Stop. Stop!

Funny, hahaha.

Would the owner of an ounce of dignity
please contact the mall security?

Not funny, no. no.
Not funny, nope.

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    General CommentThere's a theme of worship here, Jesus, the president, astrology, the ounce of dignity. Then there's a juxtaposition of it with commercialism and grossness. Asshole sucking, mall culture. They're saying that dignity has been lost in the pursuit of commercialism but we've only gained false idols for it.
    syurixon April 12, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThe Locusts lyrics read like post modern poetry, very weird.
    quiffpornon December 18, 2004   Link
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    General Commenti look up to the guys who understand what this means, and this song makes me want to dance
    dirty kurtyon March 21, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIts bands like the locust that make posting here worthwhile, i feel like such an artsy fartsy type discussing their lyrics, haha, but anyway, i bet the Mr W he's talking about is GW bush, maybe? it seems likely, he's pissing many artists off around the globe,

    i love the lyric " Would the owner of an ounce of dignity
    please contact the mall security?" maybe its a dig at the slipping standards of society, many of the scummy ones who inhabit manchester, you'd have to be low on dignity to dress so, revealingly. haha

    jesus christ, listen to me, i'm only 15 years old, haha, but i swear it does disgust me some of the fashion choices of today.
    Myra Shipmanon June 21, 2006   Link
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    General CommentMyra no one gives a fuck how old you are.

    I'm gonna go ahead and quote the locust themselves on this one:

    We Have Reached an Official Verdict: Nobody Gives a Shit
    500mgon February 05, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI've always wanted to yell that lyric over a mall intercom
    SaviorSalvation213on March 17, 2007   Link
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    General Comment"Would the owner of an ounce of dignity
    please contact the mall security? "

    anybody too stuck up to enjoy the locust as art is really missing out.
    deadcow666on August 14, 2007   Link

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