Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can
I'm craving chocolate Ex-Lax and my GE fan
I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam
It said MSG money, margaritas and my man
Storing up my supper, coffee and my snacks
The shit's piling up, kinda feels like a cramp
Instant relief is what I need to ease
The megacolon that's inside of me
Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll
Thinking about my wardrobe gonna get at the mall
TV Guide, Cosmo, I'm running out of mags
And I just smoke a pack of my cool fags
Finger in my hole, getting into the dig
There's cum stain on my panties, and jizz in my wig
My man calls me cherry, thinks I'm uptight
But I'm gonna blow him off cause I'm dynamite
She's Sandra H, not Sandra D
And my Lady's Y-Von standing next to me
She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"
Now Megacolon is a big, big hit
Megacolon
Thinking about my man it really make me sick
The shit got soft, steamy slick
It came out in a blast that was really foul
Forget the white cloud I need the bounty towel
I need a new life, I gotta reform,
I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm
I gotta be strong, gotta be brave
Don't wanna bear the title: "Miss Toilet slave."
I'm Sandra H, not Sandra D
With my Lady Y-von standing next to me
We are five white girl, ruling in New York City
Our rhymes are tough but our faces are pretty
We were hanging out in bars, looking for a groom,
When we met each other in the ladies room
She said: "Holy shit," I said: "Yes that is it,"
Now Megacolon is a big, big hit.
Megacolon
Five white girls ruling in New York city
Five white girls ruling in New York city
Five white girls ruling in New York city
Five white girls ruling in New York city
Five white girls ruling in New York city
Five white girls ruling in New York city



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Megacolon song meanings
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    General Comment:poop?
    onethinwallawayon November 01, 2004   Link
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    General Comment:Hah... Yeah, that's the easy way out, mate. I megacolon is a widening of your intestins resulting in constipation. Often people addicted to drugs have constipation. Hookers as well suffer from megacolon often. Gues it's about either of those.
    Five white girls ruling in NYC seems to point it's about a prostitute. Also the lines like cum on my panties etc etc make it seem it's about a hooker (Addicted on drugs :))
    Sid Viciouson February 09, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:i think it's about fly chicas needing to take a huge shit...
    melodramatic_kisseson December 17, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:I can't even listen to this song anymore because my ex listened to it so much, it reminds me of him. :/ Of all the songs to associate sad memories with, it had to be a song about having a gigantic, shit-filled colon. How embarrassing is that?
    callmemichaelon February 02, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:lol i used to like this song alot... now i know its about taking a shit its like.... ermmm.. what hehehe.
    Kiki Bnon July 29, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:I'm not sure, but I think the lyrics should be...

    "We were hanging out in bars, looking for a groom,
    When we banged each other in the ladies room"

    I love this song. So grimy but sooo sexy... :)
    tomedwardson October 05, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:Oops, just realised I got that wrong. It is "met each other". Ah well.
    tomedwardson October 05, 2007   Link
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    General Comment:shouldn't it be labeled "mega c." ?
    AmandaTheStampedeon June 27, 2008   Link

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